Wandering around at random without paying attention when you're carrying on a phone conversation. Total unawareness of where you're going, what you're doing, or what's going on around you.
(hangs up, looks around) How did I get all the way out here? Must've been on phone autopilot.
Person1: Alex just walked into the room and looked right at me taking cash out of his wallet, I'm so busted!
Person2: Nah, he's just on phone autopilot, he didn't really notice.
You have to stop cleaning while you're on phone autopilot, I just found my car keys in the refrigerator.
Person1: Alex just walked into the room and looked right at me taking cash out of his wallet, I'm so busted!
Person2: Nah, he's just on phone autopilot, he didn't really notice.
You have to stop cleaning while you're on phone autopilot, I just found my car keys in the refrigerator.
by ludlow9 February 1, 2012
Get the Phone Autopilotmug. A cheap, seperate, untraceable cell-phone kept secret from the wife/girlfriend so that booty call's and sexts cannot be intercepted.
Guy 1 and guy 2 in bar.
Guy 1: *Ring ring* "One sec, I gotta take this."
Guy 2: "That a new phone?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, dog phone."
Guy 2: "Nice.... nice."
Guy 1: *Ring ring* "One sec, I gotta take this."
Guy 2: "That a new phone?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, dog phone."
Guy 2: "Nice.... nice."
by Lunchbox 99 March 6, 2012
Get the Dog Phonemug. A person hailing from India who tries to deceive you out of anything of value using the telephone. They claim to want to lower your credit card interest rate but ask for your credit card information over the phone.
“Hold on a second, have another call- ah never mind it’s just the Phone Gaandus trying to get my credit card number. Go on..”
by Cheebcrazy May 20, 2019
Get the Phone Gaandumug. When going to the bathroom and you want be certain not to lose your phone. You put it in your underwear which is hanging between your legs like a phone hammock.
dude I left my phone in the bathroom again.
You should have used your phone hammock. I never lose mine.
You should have used your phone hammock. I never lose mine.
by DerAbgrund June 4, 2017
Get the phone hammockmug. The term "Phone Abyss" refers to the area of the front of a vehicle between the seats and the center console where you may drop items and never find them again i.e. your phone. The word has been used by Jimmy Tatro in his webisode "My Key", where he loses his keys only to find them in the area that he refers to as the "phone abyss".
Christian- "Dude, have you checked the phone abyss?"
Jimmy- "The phone abyss..... dude I've lost like six phones in here!! But my keys??....... My keys....
Jimmy- "I FOUND THEM!!"
Jimmy- "The phone abyss..... dude I've lost like six phones in here!! But my keys??....... My keys....
Jimmy- "I FOUND THEM!!"
by Peterpufferbelly August 17, 2013
Get the Phone Abyssmug. A phone ganster is someone who acts tough over the phone but when it comes face to face there really a punk
There was a large girl who always started rumors because she's a jelous person but when she sees her x friends in school she trys to avoid then and act like she's on her phone. But when large girl gets confronted for being such a sally wag she's acts all big and bad on the phone cause she's a phone ganster
by xyessyyx November 28, 2010
Get the phone ganstermug. It is the most kosher a phone can get. A phone called "Quaha-Sarah" (sounds suspiciously like our matriarch), free of the modern day tumah and pritzus of the traditional smartphone, this phone will make you the frummest on the block. If you want to create an even stronger gedder, you can even TAG your kosher phone to ensure your flip phone is truly Mehadrin.
by internlyfe January 25, 2021
Get the kosher phonemug.