Percher

Someone who lightly puts their hat high atop their head, most often in a crooked fashion.

This gives the resemblance of a bird which has just perched atop their head by mistake and has gone unnoticed to them.

Look at that group of perchers, dont they know thats not how to where a hat, or our their heads really just too big to fit?

by TheDragonfly January 22, 2011

Moose Perch

An act of coitus undertaken at high elevation and in unusually uncomfortable circumstances. Balancing is usually involved.

Although the air was cold and the oxygen low, Karen still enjoyed being Moose Perched by Rod while they waited for the ski lift to start moving again.

by Gooooooooooooooooood May 10, 2009

3 percenter

University of Florida dropout. UF currently has a 97% retention rate and hence a 3% dropout rate, according to U.S. News & World Report.

RIP, looks like the Nut House is a 3 percenter.
F*** dude, if you fail another class you're gonna be a 3 percenter.

by KC_2021 March 4, 2021

Beer Battered Perch

A womans vagina that is so gross it looks like beer battered/breaded perch(fish)

Dude that strippers vag looks like beer battered perch

by evilbeotch August 7, 2010

one percenter

A person with an IQ in the top 1%.

An intelligible representative of the mass or morons that make up humanity - from the perspective of someone with an IQ over 250.

I've just taken an IQ test and discovered that I'm a one-percenter!! :-))

Oh, you are a clever bastard - you and the other 60 million like you.

by Richard the Intellectual January 9, 2004

seventy percenter

one who consistently fails to achive one hundred percent of any task

A seventy percenter never completes one hundred percent of anything.

by Michael Nilsson November 27, 2006

5 Percenter

People who are 5% gay. Usually involving traps, and femboys as the reason for the 5% gayness!

He's a 5 percenter!

by Ghumo August 17, 2018