Phil: New guy is a pencil pushing butt-hole lover.
Boss: I like him you better watch out or he might be promoted to executive assistant.
Phil:But thats my job.
Boss: I know.
Boss: I like him you better watch out or he might be promoted to executive assistant.
Phil:But thats my job.
Boss: I know.
by PooponPoop October 15, 2011
by Jake Sciortino November 25, 2021
The retard/s in school who’s occupation are munching or gnawing on pencils (usually the erasers), leaving an almost unusable finished product
Person 1: Hey *person 2*, can I get a pencil
Person 2: No, ask *Retard 1*
Person 1: Fuck no, I don’t want that pencil munchers chew toy.
Person 2: No, ask *Retard 1*
Person 1: Fuck no, I don’t want that pencil munchers chew toy.
by PootSniffer March 12, 2023
A lazy person; a pencil that is still sharp has obviously not been used, and is therefore not doing a lot of work. It also sounds like a compliment, so you can troll people with it.
Why are you here? You really are the sharpest pencil in the pack, aren't you?
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 06, 2023
Jaidyn is a Pencil God.
by ThePencilGod June 28, 2018
Usually a young guy with a swelled ego due to being in the military or being weaker than his boyfriend. Thinks he can kill anyone all day while being really skinny like a pencil.
by Sugar KOOKEE June 17, 2022
A dynamic workout move that combines cardio and strength, where one starts with hands clasped straight above the head (“pencil”) then jumps into a deep squat with hands open at chest height (“monster”) and then jumps back up with hands clasped above the head (“pencil”). This move was invented by Fitness Guru & Life Coach Morgan Brand who focused on women’s health and is a variation of the “squat jack”.
by KC888 April 06, 2023