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Pencil Pushing Butt-Hole Lover

The new guy at work that kisses up to the boss so he can show you up or take your job.
Phil: New guy is a pencil pushing butt-hole lover.
Boss: I like him you better watch out or he might be promoted to executive assistant.
Phil:But thats my job.
Boss: I know.
by PooponPoop October 14, 2011
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pencil monster

A dynamic workout move that combines cardio and strength, where one starts with hands clasped straight above the head (“pencil”) then jumps into a deep squat with hands open at chest height (“monster”) and then jumps back up with hands clasped above the head (“pencil”). This move was invented by Fitness Guru & Life Coach Morgan Brand who focused on women’s health and is a variation of the “squat jack”.
Kate broke a sweat after doing did 20 pencil monsters.
by KC888 April 6, 2023
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Pencil

A useful tool for writing and drawing just about anything. It can also be used to shove up your bum.
Person 1: Wheres that pencil? I need it!
Person 2: What for?
Person 1: Writing...
Person 2: oh...
by KSI's Mum November 11, 2020
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Pencil

A sharp object used to gouge out eyes. It is also rarely used to write on paper. Get yourself a mechanical one it works far better.
Grab a pencil and get to work.
by h.ddd June 1, 2021
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Pencil Slanger

A male who has a penis the size of a pencil.
I couldn't help but laugh when that pencil slanger whipped it out as if he were Mandingo!
by The Rennaisance Woman October 17, 2009
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pencil leperchauns

The little bastards that take your pencils when you're not looking. Also, just to mess with you they put the pencil back into your pocket a couple hours later just to fuck with you.
John: Have you seen my pencil?
Eric: No. Wasn't it just on the table? I think the pencil leperchauns got to it.
John: GOD DAMN IT!
by Nart Releehw September 26, 2011
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2b pencil

A derogatory short, ginger people.
This is to 2b pen, but not
Jade is 2b pencil.... But not Freddy, he is the perfect embodiment of a 3d crayon
by MatchboxTinCan May 6, 2022
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