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Pencil Pushing Butt-Hole Lover

The new guy at work that kisses up to the boss so he can show you up or take your job.
Phil: New guy is a pencil pushing butt-hole lover.
Boss: I like him you better watch out or he might be promoted to executive assistant.
Phil:But thats my job.
Boss: I know.
by PooponPoop October 14, 2011
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Pencil

Term used to ask if your girls if they have pierod supplies.
Do you have a pencil.
by Contratra winklespeaker January 5, 2016
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Pencil-Art

A style of art which contains the use of a graphite and lead; included mostly shading in areas of a drawing
Mastering at Pencil-Art for 4 years
by Ghost-Bat789 March 8, 2015
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Hot Pencil

The act of Post sketching sexual intercourse.
The pencil is still hot from allt he sketching and one fallace follows another.
Boy - "Hey my sketch of you is really coming along
you wanna see?"

Girl - " Yea sure"

*shows sketch*

Girl - "hot pencil me"
by HotPencil June 27, 2011
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Dysfunctional pencil

Describes someone who just doesn’t function as intended or properly.
She’s definitely a dysfunctional pencil - like a pencil with a rubber on both ends.
by Alycisms July 7, 2021
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Pennsylvanian Upside down Pencil Sharpener

The act of putting a naked woman in a groundhog hole where her ass is out and you use it to sharpen your pencil dick and pour motor oil over back while riding a Wildebeest and it’s only legal if done in Philadelphia honoring the founding fathers
by Sax_killa54 January 21, 2023
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Pencil

Is that e pencil?
Yeah let me stick it in my a**
by HeSpeaksFacts March 8, 2021
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