meet patel

He is Indian but lives In the United States. He is in 6th grade. He is a noob at everything. He trys to get girls , but sadly he can't.

My mom is a meet patel.

by Meet patel is your mom. November 27, 2017

Chernobyl Control Panel

When there are all the warning signs which you ignore until its too late, the situation then goes critical and blows up in your face.

Typically relates to men chasing women that are just no good, who ignore all the warning signs and red flags only to find out that they are in fact a gold digger.

Dude 1: Oh had such a good weekend with Catherine
Dude 2: Really ?
Dude 1: Yeah, ended up paying for it tho, from the taxi there to the taxi back, drinks, dinner, lent her some money etc
Dude 2: Man, this is more than a reg flag situation, you have yourself a Chernobyl Control Panel.

by Christopherusly October 22, 2012

done a patel

To fuck something up massively.

*Jacob falls on a spike*

Everyone: Jacob Patel you've done a Patel.

by bengriffithfuckssheep February 1, 2014

Pacelli

Small high school in Wisconsin

I'd rather not go to my high school, Pacelli.

by Brad February 1, 2005

pavel

(noun) a cum bucket, generally seen in male russian bath houses, or male brothels.

the male russian both house is so grimey that it has two pavels.

by Russian male expert May 22, 2018

Death Panel

1. A new term that can be used interchangeably with the term "US Congress"

2. President Obama's plan for "an Independant Medicare Advisory Council" that will work outside of "normal political channels" giving decisions about the "huge driver of cost... the chronically ill and those toward the end of their lives."

3. The reason the USA's healthcare system is on the verge of becoming the most corrupt enterprise in history, far surpassing even Italy.

Mary: "Goodness Jane, how did you get your opperation so quickly? It tooks 8 months for MY tumor to be removed!'

Jane: "Hahaha Mary you're so silly! You know I work for the post office. My menial government job makes me a much more essential person than you according to the death panel. You don't even work! You just stay home taking care of your 6 children."

Mary: "Sheesh, I wish I never voted for OBAMA!!!"

by StripperFucker October 3, 2009

Pamela

A little redhead with big brown eyes. Even though she has no sole, she still has a big heart and amazing looks. Even though Pamela's are usually white, they have bug butts which guys of all races seem to love. She doesn't care what people think and loves guys with accents. She is amazing and everyone should have a Pamela in there life.

boy #1- "Whos that red head with the butt and the eyes?"
boy #2 - "She must be a Pamela!"

by chainte January 20, 2013