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Parker the dude

A quirky guy who is very nice and weird. Most girls just want to be his friend. He is also that one guy who screams like a girl getting a new phone.
Person 1: Have you seen Parker?
Person 2: Yah he is so nice
Person 1: He screams like a girl
Person 2: He is such a Parker the dude.
Parker the dude by Liz-is-funny February 13, 2019

parker bragg 

Hey look, there goes Parker Bragg!
parker bragg by NotB_n March 4, 2019

parker hoy 

the coolest sheep in the yard
do u know parker hoy

yeah fuck he is cool af
parker hoy by pussyeater391 April 22, 2019

Parker French 

He is omega hot 🥵 makes my mouth water on a daily basis. Makes the bed fun but also wet, sometimes it’s annoying. He is a player and always looks down at the right moment.🥵 what a bae!! I would def rate 10/10.

parker french 

What a hottie! I would 100% make love with this guy, he has a nice booty and body with a beautiful face. I call him the 15 foot destroyer and the makes my mouth water on a daily basis. On the bus he makes me harder than a gay man seeing James Charles. Goddam this boi is THICC he deserves 69 c’s for his hotness level from 0-1000000000. When rating this boi I give it a 100000000000000000000.
This is super parker french of you

Parker’ed

To get parker’ed is to get fucked over by a close friend or Allie

Like Toby Maguire and James Franco
(Spider man 3)
Bro I can’t believe that happened to him he totally got parker’ed
Parker’ed by Slim hardhead September 9, 2019