Pierogi Parents

Polish parents who moved to America and discouraged their kids from learning Polish or about Polish traditions, leaving their children and grandchildren with no sense of Polish culture other than the existence of Pierogi.

“Hey man, Happy święconka! You’re Polish, right?”

“Nah, my parents were Pierogi Parents, I don’t know what that is.”

by Scaredshadows December 29, 2022

riley parent

A man with a cock so big when he walks on the beach, people think a snake is following him. The acient gods coward in wake of his massive cock. They offered bananas to satisfy the beast. He who posses the burden of DK dick is to be forever along in fear he would split a potential mate.

Yo Riley Parent got that big dick right?

by Big Aus May 31, 2018

Indian Parents

Hypocrite

get married because all Indian parents want that for their kids

by aadirox11 September 13, 2022

Empowering Parents

An American parenting website which advocates techniques amounting to emotional abuse, as well as a worldview which should have been left in the 1950s.

My child's not been behaving like some sort of mid-twentieth-century Puritain, but that Lehman bloke over at Empowering Parents said I should just discipline her and totally ignore the underlying issues.

by Gorillagramophone55 May 20, 2022

Parental Blindness

A parent’s inability to see their child’s athletic ability for what it is.

I just got a call from a parent of a kid that got put on the JV team. She was very upset that her child didn’t get put on the varsity team. That parent suffers from PARENTAL BLINDNESS.

by HScoach09 April 7, 2022

Lazy Parenting

When a parent just spanks and punishes their kid rather than putting in an actual effort to TEACH them appropriate behavior, and to *explain* why they should or can't do something rather than just telling them to do or not to do it.
"Because I said so" is used on a daily basis.

Jane: just put him in time out and get it over with

Lisa: No, that's just lazy parenting and teaches nothing.

by q_w_e_r_t_y March 15, 2021

STEM Parents

These are the types of parents that over obsess about their children doing good in grade school and think that their child is some sort of child prodigy. Usually their child will be a tad brighter than most in actuality, but instead of viewing their child as bright, they view them as some sort of young Isaac Newton. These types of parents are likely going to send their child to some sort of STEM school as soon as possible, and hold little regard for their child's relationships or even mental well being, as to them, these "relationships" are meaningless and friends are not needed to achieve things in life. These types of parents tend to tell their children "mottos" to live by, which in reality is their own convoluted propaganda such as: "Educate, Educate, Educate".
While these phrases hold little actual meaning, In the mind of the parent, they are only doing what is right.
These types of parents often do not realize, or ever truly realize what they are doing by dictating their children's lives with the premise of; Education is Power, and most of the children who fall victim to these kinds of parents never do truly succeed due to the overwhelming amount of stress and ridicule they receive from their parent's dictation and manipulation of their entire childhood and early to mid teenage years.
You can be above average, but just because you are doesn't mean that you are the next Einstein..

John: Hey. Did you see how those parents insisted on how their kid would raise the school's success rate by himself.
Molly: Yeah, I did. Kid looked really nervous, almost like he was expected to do something he was incapable of.
John: Now that you mention it, the way that kid's parents talked about him made them seem an awful lot like STEM Parents..

by AlternateLoneSarge March 27, 2021