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Brown panzer

The act of pooping a straight solid turd in your hand in the cold then throwing it in spiral causing a smoke like steam to follow
Johnathan received a brown panzer to the face before school
by True black guy January 24, 2026
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Tikka Paneer Trainwreck

Tikka Paneer Trainwreck
(noun)

The dirtiest manoeuvre ever conceived, banned in five boroughs and three gurdwaras. Begins in a Slough bedsit when Amrit microwaves a tray of Tesco’s Tikka Paneer Ready Meal till it’s bubbling like lava, then pours the scalding curry straight down Jatinder’s crack. Meanwhile, Lovepreet’s got a naan wrapped round his cock like a condom, railing him so hard the curry splashes onto the walls like Jackson Pollock.

Parmjit’s on the side, scooping the paneer cubes out with two fingers and shoving them into Harinder’s mouth, who’s gagging but chewing like it’s communion. Halfway through, Jaspreet pukes into the curry tray from the smell — only for Daljit to stir it back in and keep going, chanting “extra sauce, bruv.”

By the end, the room looks like a tandoori war crime — orange splatters everywhere, someone’s foreskin fused to a naan, and the stench of tikka, ass, and trauma seeping into the carpets.
Example in a sentence:
“Bro, I thought they were just heating up dinner — walked in on a full Tikka Paneer Trainwreck, Harinder gagging on curry cubes while Lovepreet fucked him with a naan sheath.”
by BikBoiCoq August 25, 2025
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The Penner Method

The plan to get a girl extremely drunk and have sexual intercourse with her. Consensual or not.
Hey bro, Hailey’s been looking real fine lately I might have to try the Penner Method on her”
by Npensquared October 2, 2025
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Beak Panger

A "peak banger", but used in a context where birds are present.
"I saw Birdman perform yesterday, it was such a beak panger"
by aaaaaaaaa9 December 5, 2025
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Larry The Panderichthys

The name of a panderichthys
Person 1: Who is the most epic fish of all time?
Person 2: It's Larry the Panderichthys dumbass

Person 1: Larry
Person 2: Larry
Person 3: Larry
The President: Larry
The Nation: Larry
The Whole World: Larry
by TheSnapback April 7, 2019
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Native American Pawner Challenge

The Native American Pawner Challenge (N.A.P. Challenge) is when a Young Adult 18-24 (Must be Unemployed) pawns their most prized possession (Jewelry or item with a value of $200+) and spends all of the money on Marijuana, having only 24 Hours to smoke all of the weed (Can only use a Ceremonial/Peace pipe) and gather enough money to buy the Pawned item back. The Challenge ends when the item is in the player’s hand, and the time is marked.

Rules include:

- No borrowing money to repay the Pawn Shop

- After 24 hours, the item shall not be bought back

- If the Pawn Shop is closed for any particular reason, and you are not able to grab your item, the challenge is lost.

- Must be high for the entire 24/25 Hours

- Must choose one person to get high with (Wing Man), and one person to help you get to where you need to go during the challenge (Chauffeur).

-If the player smokes with an authentic peace pipe (Peace Journey) and/or get’s their dog/cat high and brings them along for the journey (Loyal Companion Journey), they will gain a 60 minute extension to the Challenge.

If the player completes the challenge authentically, They will be given a medal (chosen and bought by the Wingman and Chauffeur) and a picture of the crew (may be taken after or before the challenge is complete).

If the Player completes the challenge, after Completing the Peace Journey OR The Loyal Companion Journey, their peace pipe will be decorated, or their pet of choosing will gain a metal.
After Kennith (WingMan) and Trevor (Chauffeur) helped me pick up Phoenix (Cat) from my home, I was glad to know that I had an extra 60 minutes to complete the NATIVE AMERICAN PAWNER CHALLENGE and get back to the pawn shop after I make my money.

My cat handled his weed better than the Wingman.
by Phoenix Ludwig November 4, 2020
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