by El Diablo Maximus November 13, 2006
Patty O'furniture is the owner of a kickass woodworking business called Patty O'concepts that makes sweet American and Texas flags out of wood and can be found on facebook.
Did you hear that Patty O'furniture started a business called Patty O'concepts?
I just bought a massive custom made flag from Patty O'furniture and it's badass!
I just bought a massive custom made flag from Patty O'furniture and it's badass!
by TXsoldier429 December 20, 2016
Hairy meat patties are collage sorority girls with hairy wore out vaginas. They may have been stuffed with shampoo bottles. Or possibly a large scholng or fist.
by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 08, 2022
The process of shitting one's own pants. In reference to the patty cake song, "Patty cake patty cake, baker’s man
Bake me a cake as fast as you can
Roll the dough mark it with B
And throw it in the oven for baby and me".
Bake me a cake as fast as you can
Roll the dough mark it with B
And throw it in the oven for baby and me".
by conman1517 December 26, 2010
Have you seen Laura since she’s been working from home? She’s turned into a right champion patty eater
by Chopper.Mk.52 October 30, 2020
1. The amorphous putty-like shit that sometimes accompanies Natty Splatties.
2. a. The activity of choice in White Trash scat porn. b. The White Trash analog to a Cleveland Steamer.
2. a. The activity of choice in White Trash scat porn. b. The White Trash analog to a Cleveland Steamer.
1. Johnson felt like splurging this weekend. He passed up his usual PBR and Beast Ice and indulged in some high quality Natural Light. After drinking about 30 he passed out next to Tami-Lynn. Upon waking the next morning he felt a rampage in his bowels. Instead of running to the toilet (it was too far) he proceed to turn on his windows 98 & webcam and leave a fresh Cincinnati beef patty on Tami-Lynn's chest. She was pleased. They then sold the cinematic masterpiece to RedTube for about $30, where the video still remains to this day under the "Wild and Crazy" section.
2. Darryl consumed too much natty light last night. Not surprisingly he awoke the next day with the natty splatties. After discharging most of the liquid, he decided to be productive with the rest of the contents of his bowels and leave a nice Cincinnati beef patty on Brandy.
2. Darryl consumed too much natty light last night. Not surprisingly he awoke the next day with the natty splatties. After discharging most of the liquid, he decided to be productive with the rest of the contents of his bowels and leave a nice Cincinnati beef patty on Brandy.
by monstertruckdriver February 14, 2014
When a man tucks his ass into his balls and stands up, this creates a wormhole and the fabric of reality collapses in on itself.
Person 1: “Guys check out this sus patty.”
Person 2: “Nice, but have you seen an INVERTED sus patty? Check this shit.”
*Reality itself is destroyed*
Person 2: “Nice, but have you seen an INVERTED sus patty? Check this shit.”
*Reality itself is destroyed*