1 definition by conman1517

Patty Cake

The process of shitting one's own pants. In reference to the patty cake song, "Patty cake patty cake, baker’s man
Bake me a cake as fast as you can
Roll the dough mark it with B
And throw it in the oven for baby and me".

Tom: "I think Jeff just made a Patty Cake!"

Jerry: "Haha that's going to stain his pants!"

by conman1517 December 26, 2011