man-muff

The tuft of hair beneath a man's beer belly that resembles any Harlem Globetrotter's hair cicra 1982.

AKA

Growtum, poof, low fro, Trouser Tufts, Hanes Hedges, wild underbrush, camel's hump, scrote coozy

Frank's tight jeans belied the subtleties of his well-sculpted man-muff for which he won top prize in the Conestoga County Growtum Contest.

by Joe Lafayette November 13, 2005

Sup Muff?

Sup Muff? is a phrase that can be used in a variety of ways. It can be used to express pleasure, pain, confusion, elation, sadness, and a wide range of emotions. The phrase is typical among High School students in the south east Pennsylvania and Central New Jersey area.

Examples:

1) JMIRA: Sup Muff? What's up?
2) DR: Oh! Sup Muff! Oh! Shit!
3) SCHAFLE: SUP MUFF!!! FUCK

by Mike Canavan May 10, 2006

muff session

the robbing or stealing of goods from the school store;preferably muffins.

luke you you want to have a muff session.

by cappey May 24, 2004

Muff Puff

n. When the top of ones pussy is fat or "puffy" but the girl herself is not.

Oh my God Sarah, you can totally see your huge muff puff in that swim suit.

by SallynAddie August 7, 2009

muff diving

To eat out a pussy that hasn't been shaved.

Garrett wanted to go muff diving into fur burgers, but he couldn't find any meat.

by Ana Elena October 4, 2005

Muff Cabbage

Nasty pussy; can be stinky but usually well shaved. As legend goes at one point it was probably a delicious vagina but overuse caused it to become a mess; a vagina that cannot be licked much less fucked. A total waste of pussy.

Mickey fucked that sexy pussy until it became muff cabbage.

Brian worked that Asian pussy until it became wonton muff cabbage.

by RU Nicholas 107 October 16, 2010

muff duffer

Derived from the Australian term for a cattle rustler (cattle duffer).
A lesbian who preys upon straight females.
She specialises in the naive, recently jilted, suggestible, drunk, "cute" etc...She can be either singularly,or a combination of; mercenary, sneaky, subtle, surreptitious, overt, sustained, touchy-feely, duplicitous.

"Dwayne, I'll get the drinks, and while I'm gone you keep that muff duffer off my woman."

"Babe, I don't care about the carbon footprint, you're not carpooling with that muff duffer."

by Malonetogether April 5, 2009