Sex Monger

A person (usually a guy) who tells a girl he loves her just to sleep with her, then when she doesn't have sex with him he breaks up with her.

Girl 1: Are you and Dick still together?

Girl 2: No. I wouldn't have sex with him so he dumped me.

Girl 1: What a Sex Monger.

Girl 2: I know right? He's an ass.

by deathcabforme<3 December 3, 2011

soup monger

A soup monger is an individual who has allowed soup to consume so much of their life that they lose the motivation to be social or maintain good hygene.

Whoa! look at that soup monger lick that bowl clean.

by monkeys233 January 29, 2008

Monterey Jack Cheez-It®

The nastiest flavor of Cheez-It® you could ever find. If you like these, you have issues. I'd rather shove knives in my throat than eat those. DO NOT EAT THIS FLAVOR. You will probably throw up immediately because of how disgusting it is. And for those who like this flavor, YOU HAVE PROBLEMS WITH YOUR TASTE BUDS.

"I love Cheez-Its! What flavor are those?" "Monterey Jack Cheez-It®.." "I'd rather swallow nails, nevermind."

by NoodlesBabe August 9, 2012

fetus monger

an insult used against a child who is a mommas boy/daddy's girl and a big pussy
who cant defent themselves

"steven you little fetus monger! I hate your face!"

by Bud June 21, 2003

grade monger

a person, typically an asian but can sometimes be a jew, that argues with his or her teacher because they think that the teacher screwed up on correcting one little problem. they also always believe that they are always right

that fucking grade monger is making my math teacher soo pissed off, shes probably gonna fail him

by bing cherry June 7, 2007

monger

First of all, you are all wrong.


Monger
n.
From the root term Cock Monger. The name came about with the need for derogatory nicknames. The name Cock Monger was originally meant for a specific member of a group. The name caught on so well that soon it became a generic nickname, later shortened to just monger, mainly because we're lazy bastards and cock monger takes up too many syllables.
Synonyms: Dickhead, asshole, asswipe, shit head, nut, sack, dumbass, etc.

Hey, Monger, get your sorry ass over here!

by Cola and The Mongers @ SHS January 10, 2004

monzell

Monzell very stubborn and selfish. Has good intentions but only to benefit ones self. Loving and and caring but has a very hard time showing emotion. Bad tempered and foolish at times. Accepts help but takes it for granted. Is never grateful. Never appreciates anything.

Person 1: I love you monzell
Monzell: I love you to. ( but not with the heart)

by the truth vs. the real October 8, 2013