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soccer moms

1) An undervalued being, typically possessing low to no self-esteem, whom attempts to validate her existence by subjecting her spawn to meaningless activities and structure, often vandalizing her own vehicle, home and/or office space with memorabilia in an attempt to show others that she has not yet died.

2) A time bomb waiting to detonate in a therapist's office or a grocery check-out line after finding her double off coupon is no longer valid.
"But Mom, I just want to slash my wrists and listen to 311--"

"Mini-Van, ball, now!"
by Machiavelli August 30, 2003
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yer mom

A great insult to fling at people. Or just something to say when there is nothing else to fill the void. Also, the source of many dirty jokes.
A) "Yer mom is so -insert insult here-

B) Person 1: "Hi, how are you?"
Person 2: "Yer mom!"

C) Person 1: "Hey, you poked a hole in my balloon! I hate you!"
Person 2: "I poked a hole in your mom last night."
by soniahazard April 28, 2004
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Chuck's Mom

A joke-term that is heard frequently on Joystiq's (PS Fanboy's) official PS Nation podcast. Hosts of the podcast refer to "Chuck's Mom" whenever they are talking about something gross, large, dirty, vulgar, etc.
$25 isn't bad. I paid more for Chuck's Mom.

That game is pretty easy. Not as easy as Chuck's Mom.
by Edgar Owens April 25, 2008
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Tom's Mom

A very outgoing mother who has already slept with most of the people that Tom is associated with.. and most of the town for that matter.

Tom's mom can be put into any sloganizer to get some pretty funny results such as "It's Quick, It's Easy, It's Tom's Mom"

Tom's mom can be used as a come-back to any person named Tom, and usually is a hit with the crowd. The phrase is rapidly becoming a popular thing to say even in conversations that dont involve anyone named Tom.
Scott: Who did you take to the movies last night?

Sean: Tom's Mom
by Rick A. Rolla October 3, 2008
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Ryan's Mom

Noun; A very attractive woman, who's even more so attractive then your standard Milf. A lucky find. You won't find one of these every day at the corner store. Maybe once a week.
Bob: Check out that Milf over there
Steve: Thats not a standard milf, that looks like "Ryan's Mom"
by Teh_Dudemeister July 5, 2010
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mom's spaghetti

mom's spaghetti
To choke in a pressure situation. To fail to deliver on expectations when it becomes time to perform, often due to nervousness or lack of experience.

Taken from the lyrics of the song "Lose Yourself" by Eminem off the "8 Mile" movie soundtrack. In the movie, the main character Bunny Rabbit, played by Eminem, becomes nervous and chokes in an early rap battle competition. As retold in the lyrics of the song: "...his palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, there's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti."
JoeZ often boasts about his poetic prowess, but when it comes to performing in front of an audience he's always mom's spaghetti.
by carlos valencia December 13, 2008
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mom arm

When you automatically throw your free arm across the body of the passenger in your car when you come to a quick, unexpected stop.
Sorry about the mom arm, I didn't realize that jack ass in front of us was stopping so quick.
by Kasey Jo May 31, 2007
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