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Unicorn Mode

When you claim you dissapear, or you claim something is there, when it really isn't, due to it being imaginary, or you wishing you were imaginary.
Example 1 -
Person 1: You didn't lock your door, aren't you afraid someone is going to take it?

Person 2: No, it's in Unicorn Mode; no ones going to find it.

Example 2 -
Person 1: I have a million dollars, dude!

Person 2: No you don't... where is it?

Person 1: In Unicorn Mode, you can't see it but I can.
by BobbyBaja December 3, 2009
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Modern Warfare 2

A demonic mind-controlling device that drives small children to the edge of insanity, makes 20 year olds lose their job or get expelled, and is all around hated by females. It is also used to help fat losers become internet celebrities.

A myth says that if one spends too much time with Modern Warfare 2, they completely lose brain function and gain the power to never eat, sleep, or converse with friends, family and/or partners.
Jeff:"Oh my God dude I just hit a fuckin' triple in Modern Warfare 2"

Mike:"That's great....are you not coming to school anymore or what?"
by shcoome March 2, 2010
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headphone mode

A state of being in which one is unable to communicate due to the use headphones.
Jesse: I feel like we don't communicate together, I want to break up.

Adrian: I can't hear you sweetie, I'm in Headphone Mode.
by Sam Zackheim March 2, 2007
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100 likes and ill go sicko mode is when you are so dank up to the point where everybody in the room starts t-posing on little children and grabbing them by the cheeks.
Let's go 100 likes and ill go sicko mode on those little kids.
by XboxIsBetter December 13, 2018
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modern art

Flicking various colours off the tip of a paint brush, then using black paint to draw some squiggly lines, often finishing with finger painting and handprints. Child's art with a signature in the corner.

--or--

Making a fair quality sculpture of a person, animal or both... then removing the limbs, burning away the features and making it generally unrecognisable.

Such oddities are adored by the PoMo (post-modern) elites and thier hangers on.
At an art gallery showcasing some modern art

Ordinary person: What the.....

Pomo sycophant: You unculteréd and unciviliséd méss; It's modern art. Geat with it!!

Ordinary person: It's a carrot with a fucking flag on it. How is that art?
by Gumba Gumba November 7, 2004
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Role Model

1. Someone that cares enough to set a good example for kids to look up to.

2. Someone that strives to be a decent human being
by Mack Z. January 1, 2008
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i'm not a model

I'M NOT A MODEL is a new urban brand and the fashion house of luxurious comfort. Loungewear label for after-workout, after-party, i'm going shopping, just watching TV, chillin' with my boyfriend, walking my dog moments in life...
Thank you, but nope - I'm not a model!
by ednoror February 22, 2008
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