The Modern Spongebob
Level 1 Cloak Watch
Cloak Type: Modern Spongebob
Serves as an always active safety parachute that allows you to feign your death
Level 1 Cloak Watch
Cloak Type: Modern Spongebob
Serves as an always active safety parachute that allows you to feign your death
by guymcguyperson July 18, 2021
Get the The Modern Spongebob mug.A name for a new born always containing at least 1 x or z in it. Usually took either 8 months + 20 days, or 5 minutes. Also these names are always stupid. These monstrosities also may contain more Y’s then necessary.
I don’t understand stand the obsession with these Modern baby names. Stop naming your kids after a serial killer.
-Me
Oh cool, how about I name my kid Jackson, but spelt like Jaxxynne, to give it that modern baby name twist.
-Me
Oh cool, how about I name my kid Jackson, but spelt like Jaxxynne, to give it that modern baby name twist.
by RyanTheFox June 14, 2021
Get the Modern baby names mug.A term used in sports designs. Using old features of the past like ball park designs, uniform or logo modernize.
Usually used with the opposite of retro modernism
Usually used with the opposite of retro modernism
Oriole Park changed how people see ballparks as using modern retroism with it using old school ballpark borders thab the common cookie cutter dual use stadiums
by Jerryboiz June 26, 2021
Get the Modern retroism mug.Sports design that experiments using classic tropes into a modern uniform.
Usually modern designs made to look from a surent time period.
Example; nhl winter classic, using throwbacks uniforms
Usually modern designs made to look from a surent time period.
Example; nhl winter classic, using throwbacks uniforms
Hockey teams playing the winter classic would use retro modernism to create their uniform for the big game.
by Jerryboiz June 26, 2021
Get the Retro modernism mug.Ever seen a guy wearing a mask, dressed in tape joggers, sporting white hair? well if you have, he was probably an e-boy. E-boy's have evolved throughout the years from wearing a striped shirt over a hoodie, gothic eye makeup and wearing nail polish to dressing in varsity jackets, leather trousers,printed pants, tape joggers, military vests, tye-dye trousers, checkered print leggings anything that looks halloween-ish(devil print, skulls, skeletons), big shoes(even yeezys and those boots you only wear when it's cold out) hats, chains, locks and earrings(but of course don't forget your nail polish).
Another big note is you no longer have to be as sad as possible, of course you could try listen to punk rock music but MGK isn't that good anyway (his merch is fire tho)
It's almost hard to escape them now. The e-boy lifestyle can be expensive (trust me, I know) but flexing to your friends is always a plus. If you can't afford it, don't worry a pair of black boots with plaid trousers with a chain,and a leather jacket with your hair parted in two always does the trick.
Another big note is you no longer have to be as sad as possible, of course you could try listen to punk rock music but MGK isn't that good anyway (his merch is fire tho)
It's almost hard to escape them now. The e-boy lifestyle can be expensive (trust me, I know) but flexing to your friends is always a plus. If you can't afford it, don't worry a pair of black boots with plaid trousers with a chain,and a leather jacket with your hair parted in two always does the trick.
"yo, these new boots will go great with my new leather trousers from Balmain"
"ugh, you're such a modern e-boy Lucas"
"ugh, you're such a modern e-boy Lucas"
by hey how y'all doing June 29, 2021
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Person 2: Guys look! the Modern Neanderthal discovered so called "Blinker Fluid Tank"!
Person 2: Guys look! the Modern Neanderthal discovered so called "Blinker Fluid Tank"!
by MyNameIsNotJay September 5, 2022
Get the Modern Neanderthal mug.When someone posts all there outdoor, escape frome technology, hike, etc. photos. Sometimes includes smoking.
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