Mission Peaking

Twerkin' whilst hiking up Mission Peak in Freakmont California. A tried and true way to help close all activity rings on the Apple Watch.

Tha to Miki: "Damn Gurl! Look at Cef Mission Peaking up there on the side of the hill!"
Cef: "Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Look at me! Twerk! Twerk! Twerk! Where's my Happy Lemon H5???"
Miki: "I like turtles."
Kim: "WTF"

by Kibbles 'n Bits February 21, 2019

Mission Secret

This song is composed by Meepmorp Meeborp. This song is the sole reason I do concert band. It's so incredible. I play bass and storytime I got electrocuted by the bass but that's besides the point. Any goshdarn way, this song is the absolute finest. And when we freaking go to Canadas Wonderland this song will blow the entire park away. Yukon Striker? No no my dudes, Mission actual gosh darn secret is the realllllllllllllllll tea. So like go snatch up your music teacher, suggest this song (automatic A+) and arrange a band. This song is proven to release endorphins which bill nye knows makes you yah! happy my boys! So go and google this actual love of omg just yes song and actually blast this song on your chromebook in the middle of class and maybe get kicked out but probably not because it's that good. No more gangster rap where I can hear it! THIS is it. ok this is the 69 time grammy award winning piece!!!

Band Boy 1: Oof we have to get up at 6:30 to go to band
Band Boy 2: YA! But we're playing mission secret

by chillychizz May 28, 2019

Mission Middle School

Gay ass school that is being modernized after like 60 fucking years. A couple rats, ho after ho and no real gangstas. vaping in bathrooms, weak ass fights. 98% beaners. Overall, it's a good fucking school and you won't regret spending 3 years of life here.

Foo 1: you went to mission Middle school ? shit how much per g
Foo 2: $8
Foo 3: fuck rats
Successful Student: I am surrounded by retards

by Diego soto June 30, 2019

Missionary Dad

A man who only dates women with children and financially steps in as the new father.

Zak Taylor is such a Missionary Dad...he moved into Emma’s house and pays for her 3 kids while the real dad lives down the street and has women roam his palace responsibility free.

by Cucktrainer November 1, 2019

Mission

The things you’re sent on by your friend to get back at people

Aye say lil one go on at mission fa me

by Ricaog December 1, 2019

Mission Doggy

Definition: Down striking in the missionary but the guys is turned about looking down at her asshole

How to: While she’s on her upper back (ass in the air, parallel with her head), position yourself standing over her body in a sumo squat and stroke downward

“I misson dogged my friends wife last night and she squirted Up on my taint And balls”

“I would Mission Doggy Sommer Ray hard as fuck”

by shastiakloske June 11, 2020

Mission Feet

When you walked all day for hours on a mission.with no socks .with no breaks.

Sally should not wear sandals because she has mission feet.

by Dorlock October 16, 2020