secret mermaid

A secret mermaid is when a man makes his arm go numb/dead and then starts masterbating making it feel like someone else is doing it for him

Dan: Whats your favourite thing to do

Phil: Recreate a secret mermaid

by Jhhhjnnbbj July 30, 2017

Dick Mermaid

A dick mermaid is a female who is sucking a cock and kicking her feet as if she were swimming.

Man ,last night I had this dick mermaid give me best blow job I ever had.

by jederic January 17, 2018

skeleton mermaid

Got destroyed on the pirates of the Caribbean ride

They got rid of the skeleton mermaid

by Yourmum 43 May 20, 2018

Fickle Mermaid

The maneuver when you run for an office you are vastly unqualified for and refuse to share basic information about your personal income and policy positions with voters

Cynthia Nixon is really pulling a fickle mermaid with the people of New York

by AnWIlliamson June 2, 2018

drunken mermaid

Drinking wine, alone in a bathtub, while crying. Usually named Lee B.

Lee was being a drunken mermaid yesterday.

by Bran G February 16, 2020

Rowdy Mermaid

When a woman pees on her partners face while she is receiving cunnilingus. Most times unwanted and only for the gratification of the giving party.

Girl, Joe came in for some fish tacos but I gave him the Rowdy Mermaid.

by CumboochaKing October 30, 2020

Making mermaids

When you jerk off and bust your load into the toilet and flush it.

They call me Poseidon because I'd be making mermaids, I'm king of Atlantis!

by Daddy Genki January 19, 2021