pre-meal 

Required preparation for a dinner where all food items are alcoholic. In order to prevent coma, a small pre-meal must be consumed to absorb the effects of a later meal consisting of dishes like gazpacho with vodka, alcohol-infused watermelon, and rice, beans, and rum.

Lynn: I can't wait for my alcohol potluck tonight! I'm bringing chicken a la gin.

Fallon: Are you having a pre-meal?

Lynn: No.

Fallon: Prepare to die.

pre-meal by The Alkie March 13, 2010

Happy Meal 

Term for when a man is receiving oral sex from a significant other and does not give warning of their impending climax. While he/she is startled at the sudden ejaculation in their mouth, the recipient of the blow job quickly hands a small toy to their partner. Preferably one usually found in a "Happy Meal" or 99 cent store. May also be referred to as a "Kid's Meal" if they are in the 18-21 age group.

To dumb it down a little...

When you getting a bow job, and you shoot your load with out giving them a heads up. When they get all pissed and shit, you give them a bullshit toy to piss them off even worse. Hence a Happy Meal, they ate and got a toy out of it.

"This chick was giving "bad" head, so I pissed her off with a Happy Meal instead."

Happy Meal by Mike R. and Mike V. March 2, 2020

duck that meal 

Like a duck, you have to go to the washroom as soon as you're finished eating.

Man, I just had a BLT salad and now I have to duck that meal... brb.

duck that meal by jadedAngel77 February 5, 2008

fortnite burger meal 

haha pasta apaghetti sauce meatballs yum skull trooper are desad red

i love travis scoot fortnite burger meal

fortnite burger meal by jreamy 2014 May 20, 2022

T-Meal

A Meal at the franchise, 'T's'. It consists of a deli 'Fatkid sandwich',a faygo, a dime bag and a bubbler.

T-Meal by Trebek September 5, 2003

Dead Meal 

Eating someone out/giving a blowjob to a dead person.

In Romeo and Juliet, it looked like he was having a dead meal.

Dead Meal by johnson6969696969 April 27, 2011

fourth meal

fourth meal is the meal in between dinner and breakfast. not to be confused with a midnight snack. at this time, most people consume bologna-fried(which typically taste like hot dogs) or straight/plan with a tall, slimsy glass of milk.

Hey! How was fourth meal last night?

It was awesome! Got my fried bologna and a nice glass of milk!

fourth meal by natalie12345678987654321 March 12, 2012