Max

by Big dicj February 13, 2020
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A tall fat young man who has a passion for noncing on little kids.Presumibly between the age of 40 and 80 and has a small penis.Gets beaten at home and loves a good ram by his homosexual family members.Usually has a sexual relationship with a nonce called Nathan who is usually Scottish.Usually wears nhs quality and stolen specs.Whips around in a double decker bus.
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MAX IS THE BEST PERSON EVER TO BE MET EVER. HE'S SWEET, KIND, CARING, AND WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOU. if you have a max, keep him close to you. never let him go!

also, maxes are cute as hell
by zachishellacool December 15, 2019
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Max is a very nice person usually he always wears his chubacka sweater and he always swears his friends aren’t the greatest I don’t like the twig
Wow hi max your awfully nice today
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Max Tyler is one of those people who just can't shut up. He constantly talks and has a tendancy to shush people for just standing there. What an asshole
Look at that Max, what an asshole
by Fartman McFartersons November 10, 2017
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The twat that's only nice when wants something, horrible to all of his friends, spoilt boy who uses his parents money, makes fun of mental illnesses
James:why do people like that Max?.
Tom:I don't know he takes the piss out of people with mental illnesses.
by Sl4y3r October 30, 2019
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Oh no Max is outside the preschool again.
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