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Monster Pwnage 

When someone pwns you in a really bad way, So bad that you can't get out of it or deny it/
Person 1: YOU SLEPT WITH A TRANSEXUAL!

Person 2: No...

*Person 1 shows photo whilst Person 2 runs away crying*

Person 1: LOLLERCOASTER! MONSTER PWNAGE!

monster tard 

1. An extremely UGE mentally retarded person 2. a black person 3. Kaylee
That is quite a monster tard! YOU FUCKING MONSTER TARD!
monster tard by lindsyapaix August 10, 2006

monster legends 

The best game ever PERIOD
person 1: do ya play monster legends?
person 2: yes! I have 100 monsters!
person 1: really?! I only have 67!

Monster Footer 

When Joe gives Billy the rest of his monster, and then Billy waits five minutes and gives Joe the best tackle ever seen, sending Joe three feet into the air (that's the footer part).
Did you see Billy give Joe that monster footer?
Monster Footer by Sam Beld October 21, 2008

Monster Bombs 

Approx: 1 cup of Monster Energy Drink and 1 shot of Burnett's Sour Apple Vodka. Bombs Away!
Those Monster Bombs wrecked me last night.
Monster Bombs by Lucille Ballz January 20, 2011

monster cables

Monster cables are the single best cable on earth. They are not overpriced and make a huge difference on your TV. They are the cure for cancer and they also ended nick lachey and jessica simpsons relationship.
man, did you download those new monster cables yet?