band logic

Another word for "stupid" a.k.a. the opposite of logic. While the term originates from nonsensical events that occur in band or other organized groups, it can also be applied in situations outside of such groups.

I have no clue. That's some serious band logic.

by idontknow69 October 29, 2010

goth logic

A belief held by goths that they are somehow more special than your average person. If you ask a goth to describe goths as a whole, they will tell you that goths are smart, intelligent, and creative people. This is a fallacy, they are no more smart/dumb/creative/good looking/ugly than any other group. They're average, like everyone else.

Person who wrote the top definition of goth on urbandictionary -- "Goths are also very intelligent and creative."

Random person-- "Stop using goth logic. You're not any more special than anyone else, despite the fact you wear a black leather corset."

by TheManikin December 22, 2008

logging ass

Logging Ass- verb. slang. the act of anal sex. Can be between two men or a man and a woman.

"so i was int he hotel and turned on the porn channel, and there's some dude logging ass on a desk"
OR
"amanda you like sports?" "so you know guys in locker rooms log ass right?

by burbidge June 11, 2006

logicalize

To think logically; to use reasoning, usually in a desperate situation.

"Shit! There's a dinasaur after us!"

"Holy crap! Ok, we gotta logicalize... Dinasaurs can only see movement, right?"

"Right!"

"Ok, I've got an idea!"

"What is it?"

"You run that way, I'll stay here, completely motionless!"

by Demoteus May 17, 2006

Amber Logic

The post drunk justification for kicking and punching balls

If you follow Amber Logic, it's a good idea to punch people in the balls when they talk shit to you.

by Dr. Spec November 1, 2009

Real Nigga Logic

The logic only real niggas posses. This holy logic , is the only true logic. If to people it doesn't make sense, then that person is fake,ugly,stupid,basic or a combination of all.

Bro my mind only operates on real nigga logic.

by WtfWhy January 4, 2015

legging

v. Included in humping where one throws leg over partner and continues in sex.

"She was legging me right before she rolled over on me to have wild animal sex"

by lamoid June 3, 2006