When your locker neighbor in gym class decides to spank the monkey and forget to throw away the object he cleaned himself with and leaves it in his gym locker. Over time it will begin to yellow and culture until it resembles yoplait Greek yogurt
Brad’s jizz napkin was never cleaned so now there is a culture of gym locker yogurt in his gym locker.
by Nikhil Kumaran May 15, 2019
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I just can't keep walking to the kitchen every time I want another slice of cake. I have acute couch-lock right now.
by four.25 October 1, 2019
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The act of carrying all your books in your bookbag instead of switching them into your locker to save time in between classes. This can also be used to make sure you don't forget a book.
John: Woah! Dude what are you doing with all those books?
Bob: I'm carrying my locker. I forgot my math book in my locker twice last week and I'm not going to do it again. Plus, I need all the free time I can get in between classes so I can make out with Jennifer.
John: Dude, that has got to be unhealthy for your- Wait. You're making out with my sister?
Bob:...Err.....So how about that weather!?
Bob: I'm carrying my locker. I forgot my math book in my locker twice last week and I'm not going to do it again. Plus, I need all the free time I can get in between classes so I can make out with Jennifer.
John: Dude, that has got to be unhealthy for your- Wait. You're making out with my sister?
Bob:...Err.....So how about that weather!?
by Al Nunya October 13, 2009
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Gold digging female 1: "How did you get so lucky with richie rich?"
Gold digging female 2: "He said he want to break up. So I said lets have goodbye sex and I used the chop and lock to trap his ass."
Gold digging female 1: "I used that on my first two husbands to get knockd up...good move"
Gold digging female 2: "He said he want to break up. So I said lets have goodbye sex and I used the chop and lock to trap his ass."
Gold digging female 1: "I used that on my first two husbands to get knockd up...good move"
by dwaters30 November 5, 2011
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Get the Bambi Uniform Lock mug.A phrase, originates in June 2022 by Great Valley High School student Owen Rankin. Following this phrase, the person in question will likely get punched in the shoulder, with an average punch count of 8.
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by Clintly January 25, 2008
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