Some lame little pasty fuckhead with no chin who thinks he's a "master gamer" and is probably autistic. A sissy lizard bitch constantly questions and contradicts everything you do.
by Banana Hammie October 28, 2019
Get the Sissy lizard bitchmug. You oil up your girlfriend or boyfriend then squirm around on a surface of your choice preferably a wetish surface or slippery one, then the king of the castle puts his grundle stick (penis) in her vagina (pussy) and lays on top of her while humping her by sliding up and down her back or front (that so happens to be oiled) then when he cums, he cums in her nose, she sneezes shooting the cum back at him in which case she smiles.
-Dude yesternight I fucked my girlfriend/boyfriend and we did the magic lizard!
-I'll be your magic lizard!
-I'll be your magic lizard!
by Sassrafrass May 27, 2008
Get the Magic Lizardmug. by Gfunk1210 November 8, 2017
Get the like a lizard on a rockmug. When performing oral sex on the anus and become surprised by the excrement on your tongue resulting in a similar appearance to the Australian Blue Tongue Lizard.
Aussie cunt #1: “Ahh mate had a shocker last night ya”
Aussie cunt #2: “Shit, what happened mate?
Aussie cunt #1: “So last night me and me misses tried eating ass and I turned into a Poo Tongue lizard”
Aussie cunt #2: “Haha.. well that’s shitty”
Aussie cunt #1: “Fuck off cunt”
Aussie cunt #2: “Shit, what happened mate?
Aussie cunt #1: “So last night me and me misses tried eating ass and I turned into a Poo Tongue lizard”
Aussie cunt #2: “Haha.. well that’s shitty”
Aussie cunt #1: “Fuck off cunt”
by Skaternator May 23, 2018
Get the Poo Tongue Lizardmug. by Johnnysjunkiemind June 20, 2016
Get the Legless lizardmug. To urinate, make water, relieve yourself, take a leak, spend a penny, pass water.
The phrase can be used in many situations, with the best one being when you're going to toilet and want to emphasize it through announcing it by using a synonym.
The origin of the phrase refers to a typical behavior of lizards, which lay on stones when they want to dry themselves.
The phrase can be used in many situations, with the best one being when you're going to toilet and want to emphasize it through announcing it by using a synonym.
The origin of the phrase refers to a typical behavior of lizards, which lay on stones when they want to dry themselves.
by Homeboy[[ May 31, 2009
Get the Dry my lizardmug. Darcy: you ever done a bong rip from a blue Gatorade
Adam: yeah that’s called a blue tongue lizard
Darcy: yeah that’s it
Adam: yeah that’s called a blue tongue lizard
Darcy: yeah that’s it
by Who’s Scott green July 17, 2019
Get the Blue tongue lizardmug.