lemonade

what one makes when life gives them lemons. what the hell else are you gonna do with them.

guy 1: "Man, why do I keep getting all these lemons?"

guy 2: "I don't know. You should make some lemonade though."

by Jon Zimmerman June 18, 2008

Lemont High School

A high school in Lemont where 90 percent of the school is rich, spoiled, white kids. Then these kids try to act hood by smoking mass amounts of weed so they can try to validate there popularity. They are smug douches who dont do shit because they know that their parents can afford to pay for any college they want to go to. They have 30,000 dollar cars to drive 2 miles a day, going to school and back. The other 10 percent are the kids who supply all the drugs to the others and commit the pettiest of crimes such as burglary and theft. The girls are steadily becoming bigger whores as the pregnancy rate is increasing. This place is fucked up and its getting worse.

"Hey bro where'd you go for high school"
"Lemont High School"
"I'm sorry to hear that"

by thasnaaaaaaaasty September 23, 2012

Milk, Milk, Lemonade

1. The preamble and unofficial title to a joyous childhood rhyme. It goes: Milk, Milk, Lemonade, Push the Button, Fudge is Made. While saying this lovely poem, children point to the right side of their chest and then the left for the Milk part. For lemonade, they point to their genitals. "Push the button" calls for pushing ones belly button and then finishing it off by pointing to ones arse.

2. Something you say to your boss to express your lack of interest in what (s)he is saying.

3. Something you say very loudly when someone is telling you something you don't want to hear.

2. "Hey Lance, can you do a better job scrubbing the toilets? The chunks of corn and poop splatters are still visible"

"Milk, Milk, Lemonade ..."

3. "Lance, honey. I told you we should have used a condom. The test just came back positive."

"Milk, Milk, Lemonade!"

by Becki J. February 19, 2005

lemon licker

a lesbian.

shes a lemon licker.

by donia+maria September 20, 2003

lemon meringue

When a guy is fucking someone, comes inside them, stays in until he gets soft, and then pees in them.

Man, he was so drunk when we were doin' it last night, total lemon meringue before I could roll him off of me!

by mochakitty May 23, 2004

Lemoning

The act of standing around like a lemon.

Brian- Hurry the hell up, I been Lemoning for the past half hour!

Paul- Sorry Mush.

by Call Me Nothing January 27, 2010

Lemon Baxter

When dipping the ball sack into a bowl of freshly squeezed lemon juice and then sits on a person face.

Note: Take care making sure the balls are not shaved just prior to the dipping.

Jane was lying on the bed so Jimmy decided to squat over her and give her Lemon Baxter.

by dyavoll73 October 1, 2010