Laptized

Getting a lap dance or your dick rode so well it feels like you changed as a man

Bro this girl rode me so well I feel Laptized.

by Cillbur November 15, 2025

Laptized

Getting a lap dance or your dick rode so well that it feels like you changed as a man

Bro, last night this chick was so good, I feel like I was Laptized.

by Cillbur November 15, 2025

lapel chum

to intentionally vomit inside one's shirt to avoid making a mess anywhere else

I appreciate my hungover friend choosing the lapel chum in the Uber on the way to the airport instead of all over the car.

by Woodpecker Strong December 20, 2025

Miss Laptop

When a guy spends alot of time on his laptop his girlfriend/wife may get jealous, and call it miss laptop, which derives from the word lap dancer.

your wife/gf may see you spending alot of time on your laptop and say" ooh look at you playing with miss laptop" in a jealous unfriendly manner.

by Snarly June 28, 2010

Christian Laettner

The biggest dickhead in the world. Honestly fuck this guy. Why was he even on the Dream Team? I do not know.

I Hate Christian Laettner is the best sports documentary in history.

I agree!

by Timcal July 19, 2018

Windows Laptop

A windows laptop is something you spend to much money on and it gets a virus.

Ally: Hey! I got the new laptop!
You: Why is there a flashing screen telling you to call a number?
Ally: God damn it. Stupid windows laptop.

by Sassy mouse in the sky sass April 29, 2020

gabby lapeyre

just the sickest bitch out there she’s cool asfk

ayo have u heard of gabby lapeyre?
yeah dude she’s sick!

by yoyoyoyostee September 8, 2020