lava lamp

(verb) When you have to poo so bad but, then all of the sudden, you don’t have to anymore (because it went back to the top like a lava lamp).

Hey Kelly, there’s a Port-a-Potty! Didn’t you have to go to the bathroom?

Gross Don! I’d rather lava lamp it.

by #HodgePodgeLA April 1, 2021

Trick lamp

When you trick on someone and then shit lights up

When a bitch tries to get your man alone and then shit lights up. Whole ass trick lamp.

by Vergazz March 31, 2024

Got all your lamps in one submarine

Euphemistic way of calling someone gay. Originates from a MAD TV sketch "Midnight Golfer"

Phil: Roger, I think that you've got all your lamps in one submarine!

Roger: What'd you say to me?!

Phil: I said you've got all your lamps in one submarine...?

Roger: You callin' me gay?!

by Midnight Golfer February 24, 2024

lampe

A person who puts vegan whipped cream on fucking *everything*

Luke was such a lampe with the whipped cream last night eh

by trader-joe July 27, 2025

lamp

Beat up; mug; clobber

Person 1: "You're so gay mate"

Person 2: "Say that again fam and I'll focken lamp yer ye bastard"

by i love having no friends March 1, 2022

Lamp

The action of absolutely clattering the shit out of some cunt who’s getting mouthy, so hard that it’s like they ran into a big girthy lamppost

Olly Murs does my head in, if I could, I would lamp the twat

by Ilikebighairyboys December 13, 2021

Lamp

LAMP is a texting term that means “Laughing, As, Much, As possible”

“Kelly is such a dumb bitch, lamp”

by Mic Holder July 7, 2022