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Kyle

A Kyle is a guy who goes to the bar alone picking fights with everyone after his big motocross tournament and goes home drunk and pissed off. not long after that he beats his wife. A fully grown Kyle is about 6'3 in height, skinny muscular body type and punches holes in walls. he loves meth and monster energy which is why he is way to fucking aggressive.
Person 1: Oh no! crackhead Kyle is beating his wife again.

Person 2: Oh god! to much monster and meth i guess...
by User015 July 16, 2019
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Kyle

Hot,better than EVERYONE and anyone. He is your papi and will destroy you. He owns your house, if you disrespect him you are sent to the dungeon and abused by shrek because you NEVER disobey your papi:)
If you disrespect kyle he will open a can of whoop-ass on your face
by ching is October 29, 2020
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Kyle

A person who very much loves his cat and very shy too and pretty skinny
omg it’s a stick
no it’s kyle
by irksome08 March 23, 2022
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Kyle

by XxShxzzyxX November 28, 2019
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Kyle

A man child who’s blood is made of Red Bull and has to repeatedly tell people that he “Doesn’t have anger issues”.
Kyle isn’t like the other boys....Kyle is special
by Bronson Savage May 27, 2020
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Kyle

some guy who drinks Monster Energy Drinks and punches holes in dry walls
by MemeLord4063 June 26, 2019
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Kyle

A asexual sub-species of human, who is born by punching a hole through drywall, in which will activate a portal to the Monster Energy Fountain. The Drywall will mix with the Monster Energy to form Kyle- Destroyer of Walls.
You see that guy pushing kids off the top of the playground at the park?
Yeah, that's a purebred Kyle in his natural Habitat.
by TMase95 June 20, 2019
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