keenaned

(v): to initially demonstrate strong promise in terms of contributing to a friendship, and subsequently letting everyone down.

We were excited that Pat was moving back to our city, but then he keenaned the whole thing.

by antikeenan August 16, 2008

keenan

keenan- normally a major d bag but he thinks he's funny. Wears muscle shirts to show off his "bulky toned" muscles which happen to be bone with skin lying on top. Probably drives a BMW which he will end up crashing, most likely racing. Probably doesn't know anything about cars but pretends too. Dresses like a fag. Goes to salsa clubs to pick up on hott "ladies" which if I'm correct are sweaty men with hairy chests. Just an all around general faggot... (-: FAG!

Why are you being such a keenan?? Cause I'm gay!

by closest thing keenan has July 3, 2008

Keens

Small testicles.

Damir slapped his keens, gleefully.

by quasimo May 18, 2009

Maynard James Keenan

Extremely talented asshole who doesn't appreciate his sickingly adoring fans, who almost measure at the same height of wankerdom as Maynard himself. Every one of them would give him a rimjob on command, and seem to also like Trent Reznor (See; Overrated).

"OH MAH GOD, MAYNARD IS LYKE DA BEST EVA~! HE IS MY GOD! Not dat i beleev in god cos it aint cool."

"You hit your girlfriend? You ass, when did you become such a Maynard?"

by Indeedeth! December 21, 2004

Keenan M

girl in memorial skool who is pretty/hot she got big ass and big tittys her asssss is HUGE!!!!!!!!! it like ghetto she aint as hot as emily silk tho WOAHH!!!

but they both give me boners

yo look at her ass boy
yo its keenan other boy

by 986jdhkfdglsdfg March 24, 2005

keenile

A word used to describe a person who is doing something in a very keen manner

Im Keenile Penis Predictor

by Emily July 16, 2008

Keenen

A kid who is in all of my classes at school..

Mr.Ford..are you stalking me?

by ISS November 19, 2003