knockered

having testicles removed.

"my dog is going to the vet tomorrow to get knockered." "if his girlfriend finds out what he did he'll end up knockered."

by slippery giblets September 26, 2018

Schnad-Knocker

Speaks Volumes. Personality, or momentary actions derived only. Not to be unkind.

I think that whole group of folk were a bunch of Schnad-knockers, not too kind

by Nuuce October 19, 2018

The Devil's Knocker

Like the devil's doorbell, but for your dick instead.

Giles: Why are you so happy today, John?

Steven: Last night, Kyle let me wrap the Devil's Knocker.

Giles: Nice!

-or-

Sherry: You look tired today!

Alex: I know, I was up all night ringing the Devil's Knocker.

Sherry: Nice!

by LastNightsPizza October 31, 2019

clobber-cock knockers

A game where large-breasted women take turns slapping a guy's dick with their boobs. Each slap needs to be harder than the last. The game lasts until either the guy comes (he wins) or someone breaks his dick (she wins). Very dangerous.

I left the party because a game of clobber-cock knockers was starting up, and I didn't want to be there for that shit.

by grugligent November 10, 2022

Clipper knocker

A really long and hairy clit

She hit my dick with her "clipper knocker" and it felt gooood!

by Mr.stealyagrll Ace January 27, 2018

johnny knocker

an individual who tit fucks... ...in Great Britain.

Timothy was a real johnny knocker, Maria was not pleased with her husbands particular partiality.

by edward van blankenstien June 12, 2013

fock knocker

This is what 8 year old's on Call Of Duty think are bad lingo used by great players. But really, it isn't and they sound like dumbasses.

MLG Gamer: "Kid you fucking suck at this game."
8 year old: "No I don't you fock knocker, now let me kill you."

by the_spark_gamer March 29, 2015