Kermith

A narcissistic Puerto Rican who needs to be validated by having his name in immortalized in Urban Dictionary.

Not to be confused with a green Muppet with a lisp

Are you happy now, Kermith?

by haha.hahaha October 9, 2019

keith griffis

The greatest man to ever exist on planet earth. The recreation of god himself

“Is that Keith Griffis? “
“Yes sir it is”

by uwutime October 19, 2019

Keith

An amazing ‘cheif’ Who will always listen to you and help you. You will be hypnotised by husband hair preferably brown and he enjoys being out the box

Person 1: Should we go get chief
Person 2: no let’s go get Keith

by Pinguuuuuu October 30, 2019

Keithsyndrome

A person whom believes they are intellectually superior to others when in fact they lack the intelligence to realise they are sub-par. Generally very arrogant and attempt humour to no success. The only person to laugh at the jokes would be the person suffering with Keithsyndrome. Tend to be very unhygienic. Clearly must have failed in life to have developed such tendencies.

P1: Those guys think they're so amazing.
P2: Don't worry, they clearly have Keithsyndrome, they're terrible.

by Keithtistic January 30, 2020

Kermithology

A gay cult around kermit. Wassup my kermit children!

person 1: hey, do you want to join kermithology?
person 2: hell yeah!

by Emberu Pemberu May 8, 2020

keithdabeast

Big dick gets all the chicks and every person loves him he is usually pretty strong and loves eating pussy

Keithdabeast is cool

by Keith 14 May 23, 2020

Keith Hernandez

Alpha Male; one who is built of pure testosterone; fabled to be the second coming of Jesus Christ himself; stronger than Shaggy

People who worship God are secretly worshiping Keith Hernandez, who is God, and man, and spirit.

I want Keith Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen

by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020