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Material Karma 

Basically, Its Karma Except If You Were To Throw Or Punch Or I Guess Push. Then That Item Will Come Back Hitting You In The Face Or A Certain Body Part, That The Item Selects. So Becareful Throwing Stuff, Or You Might End Up Like Me Throwing A Fish Cup And Getting Hit In The ForeHead By It After Feeling Bad For Myself. So Becareful Or You Will Get Knocked Out By Your Own Stuff
Tommy: Dang It Why Wont This Tennis Ball Bounce Against The Wall >:(
Jerald : I Don't Think You Should Throw It Like That You Freaking Idiot
Tommy : Oh Yea Then Watch Me
Jerald : I Know Its Not Gonna.........
Jerald ( Gets Hit Straight! In The ForeHead By Tennis Ball)
Jerald : Dang It Tommy........
Jerald (Falls To The Ground Unconscious)
Tommy : Ouch That Gotta Hurt..
Tommy : Welp I'm Out
Tommy : (Leaves Tennis Court And Goes Home)
Jerald : WHERES THE DOCTOR WHEN YOU FREAKING NEED IT AGHHH!
Jerald : GET ME OFF THIS GROUND >:(
Jerald : (Sigh) Man I Hate Material Karma :(
Material Karma by ChemyTheFunnyOne December 31, 2019
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turbo karma 

Rapid return on bad luck as a result of being a total douche canoe.
Uncle Birdie scarfs down the last bit of the ice cream and yells at the table to back off the remaining whipped cream...Spoonful of sundae falls on his shirt...turbo karma
turbo karma by UncleBirdie May 22, 2021

TXT KARMA 

When someone insults, discredits, or drags the K-pop group Tomorrow X Together, legend says that five minutes later the group will receive and add another achievement to their list.
"txt are a bunch of losers"
"tomorrow x together flops"

*5 minutes later*

"The Chaos Chapter: Freeze by the K-pop group, Tomorrow X Together extends their record as the longest charting 2021 album by a Korean act on Billboard."

"ah the txt karma y'all"
TXT KARMA by hakikaru September 6, 2021

Cum Karma 

When your girl snail trails your stomach after you cream pie’d her vagina, I grabbed her head and smeared it all over her face, cum karma!
Sherri snail trailed Chris, smashing her face into his stomach and watched cum dripping off her eyelashes, cum karma!

franziska von karma 

franziska von karma is a discord mod for the yakuza games discord server who claims to be croatian but is secretly french. she likes Asia (the band).
franziska von karma?? more like frenchizka von karma
franziska von karma by Gaaawn February 18, 2023

Sandy Karma 

The act of having a threesome on the beach. Foreplay including sand and water. The most common names of the people that do this are

Max and Jasmine.
Oh bro, you wanna find some hoe's and have some Sandy Karma tonight?
Sandy Karma by MaxanddJasmine March 2, 2011

Beer Karma 

The karma of giving and receiving beer among friends and acquaintances.

Free beer comes to those who give beer unto others.

If you don't share your beer when someone else is in need then don't expect any when you're in need.
Also applies to stealing beer; Steal beer then your beer will be stolen.
Jake:"Hey Dude those people just left that beer on the floor, let's steal it"
Kay:"Did you buy that beer? Were you offered that beer? Is it an open bar?"
Jake:"No"

Kay:"Then don’t take the beer! Beer Karma!"