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Kyle

A man with an enormous addiction to Monster energy drinks and always has them handy in times of need
“Where did you get all those monster?”
“Kyle…”
by King Shlook April 29, 2019
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Kyle

A skinny ass, insecure, fag boy that drinks 4 lokos and vodka spritzers at the minimal high school parties he’s invited to. A one in a million physco path that bows down and sucks the dick of anyone in a confrontation. Has one friend who is always there for him. Someone gets with his ex girlfriend? He’s right there to cry and scream with Kyle.
Wow Kyle followed him to the woods where that kid took his ex girlfriend.
by Kylehater223 October 29, 2019
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Kyle

Punches holes in his walls and drinks monster.
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by ocolburn27 May 18, 2020
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Kyle

Kyle is a handsome, annoying boy
Ugh KYLE!??!!
by Samatha Williamson October 25, 2019
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Kyle

A guy who is pretty much an asshole and is probably short. He’s funny sometimes and is a total simp when he finds the right girl. Kyle is definitely way cool when he’s not around his annoying friends. Yes, this is targeted towards YOU Kyle.
Girl 1- Haha! Look how short Kyle is.

Girl 2- Omg don’t be mean he’s so sweet.
by itsme0 December 22, 2021
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Kyle

A super kind friend who is always willing to kick the shit out of someone for you. He’ll always have your back even if no one else does. Kyle is a very loyal guy who may get hyped up on mt. dew from time to time but is pretty laid back for the most part. Kyle knows how to make someone laugh even at the dumbest shit. If you have a Kyle in your life make sure you don’t let him go because no one is as good of a friend as he is.
I’m so lucky to have Kyle as my friend
by Shortie04 December 18, 2019
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Kyle

A asexual sub-species of human, who is born by punching a hole through drywall, in which will activate a portal to the Monster Energy Fountain. The Drywall will mix with the Monster Energy to form Kyle- Destroyer of Walls.
You see that guy pushing kids off the top of the playground at the park?
Yeah, that's a purebred Kyle in his natural Habitat.
by TMase95 June 20, 2019
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