A man with an enormous addiction to Monster energy drinks and always has them handy in times of need
by King Shlook April 29, 2019
Get the Kylemug. A skinny ass, insecure, fag boy that drinks 4 lokos and vodka spritzers at the minimal high school parties he’s invited to. A one in a million physco path that bows down and sucks the dick of anyone in a confrontation. Has one friend who is always there for him. Someone gets with his ex girlfriend? He’s right there to cry and scream with Kyle.
by Kylehater223 October 29, 2019
Get the Kylemug. A guy who is pretty much an asshole and is probably short. He’s funny sometimes and is a total simp when he finds the right girl. Kyle is definitely way cool when he’s not around his annoying friends. Yes, this is targeted towards YOU Kyle.
by itsme0 December 22, 2021
Get the Kylemug. A super kind friend who is always willing to kick the shit out of someone for you. He’ll always have your back even if no one else does. Kyle is a very loyal guy who may get hyped up on mt. dew from time to time but is pretty laid back for the most part. Kyle knows how to make someone laugh even at the dumbest shit. If you have a Kyle in your life make sure you don’t let him go because no one is as good of a friend as he is.
by Shortie04 December 18, 2019
Get the Kylemug. A asexual sub-species of human, who is born by punching a hole through drywall, in which will activate a portal to the Monster Energy Fountain. The Drywall will mix with the Monster Energy to form Kyle- Destroyer of Walls.
You see that guy pushing kids off the top of the playground at the park?
Yeah, that's a purebred Kyle in his natural Habitat.
Yeah, that's a purebred Kyle in his natural Habitat.
by TMase95 June 20, 2019
Get the Kylemug. 