June 24

National suck dick and national pegging day.

It's June 24th, get the strap out, I'm going to peg you until you're hard enough to suck off.

by SourdoughBread April 10, 2021

June 7th

June 7th is national freak day.u can do whatever u want to someone as long as it's freaky.and if something good comes out of it go for it.

Boy:jazz can u come here*chocks her*

Girl:why u do that?it felt good though.

Boy:because it's June 7th aka national freak day.

Girl:oh ok.but do u wanna go fuck now or not?

Boy sure why not.

by Jazzyloves14 June 2, 2019

june 6th, 2006

On this day, Despite the fact that everything went well June 6th, 1906, 1806, 1706, etc, People claim the world will come to an end with the birth of the anti-christ. This so called 'anti-christ' is said to be either satan, or his son, walking the earth. In an attempt to collect souls for his 'hell harvest' - The devil will be clense from the earth and banished to hell. Inreturn and to stop this event from happening once more - Jesus will gather all good hearted humans up and take them to heaven. Remaining humans, who are indeed evil, will be forced to hell with the eternal burning of earth. There is only one way to prevent this birth of the anti-christ... Birth Pills and Lots of Condoms.

Mom: I'm pregnant!
Dad: Finally! We can have a son! When's he due?
Mom: June 6th, 2006!
Dad: That's gre-....
Mom: What's wrong dear?
* Dad clenses knife in hand. *
Dad: I'm sorry...
GRAPHIC VIOLENCE HERE

by Siientx May 27, 2006

June 6th

This is the day when whoever is born on this damn should get unlimited sex for 24 hours str8...

Me:Her babe let’s go do something in the bedroom
Her: what’s today’s date?
Me:It’s my birthday duh

Her: It’s June 6th?! When I get in that room yo dick better be out!!

by Big duck Greg October 16, 2019

June 6

June 6 is national get dick day (D-Day)

Her: I want dick
Friend: girl it’s june 6, get some dick bitchhhh

by Pinkcookie555 June 2, 2019

June 26

June 26 is national blowjob day you know what that means girls help your boyfriends out

John: Yo dude I can’t wait for June 26

Jim: Yeah it’s my favourite day of the year

by HelpHimOut June 21, 2021

June 18

It’s the day where your expectations aren’t met! Whatever you want to happen, will just never happen!

the expectation:
“I’m going to sit here and draw for the next five hours!”

The reality:
Dad: “get outside and grab a rake.”
“Oh of course, It’s June 18th”

by Frillio Flurry November 5, 2019