Jook

To hook up with someone, specifically in your friend group or friendship circle

Man, why’d you have to go and jook our good friend Kurt

by nawwayjosay March 22, 2022

joops

josh kiszkas little gold hoop earrings that are often seen in photos of him with short hair, but occasionally make an appearance now when his hair is pushed away from his ears

i am a whore for the joops

by scented lotion April 1, 2022

Joosed

The process or act of self-inflicting harm/punishment by doing something unnecessary.

During a job interview, Ryan told the employer about his need for mental health days away from work. He joosed himself did not get hired.

by Mace Chaney April 22, 2022

joonsweed

joonsweed is the best mf out there /srs he literally does gods work on a daily basis, if your not joonsweed then who are you?

"yo joonsweed is so cool"

by aniiiwiwkkekr May 3, 2022

Jonks

Dick

Person 1: Hey.. no homo but how long is your Jonks?

Person 2: ..I don't know.

Person 1: Well.. I can go and grab a ruler..

Person 2: ..okay.

by LouiluvK May 22, 2022

Jocksplaining

Speaking slowly, clearly, using words of one syllable or less, trying very hard not to convey the impression that you think the person you are addressing is an utter moron.

Most commonly used to describe a native Scot addressing an English tourist. Or any tourist, really, especially during the Edinburgh Festival.

"No, foolish English tourist. It is not yet haggis hunting season" "Don't you do that'Jocksplaining' thing to me, you Scotch git*

by I belong to Muchty May 29, 2022

joonsa

A person who either lives in the streets,or beggs for money or someone who looks and smells raggedy

Look at that joonsa on the side of these street.

by MrQueso June 26, 2022