Johannes

A German name describing a very intelligent and good-looking guy who also has a great heart, though he may not always show that openly in the beginning.
He is really athletic and always working on himself through sports and reading.
He is a hard and disciplined worker and won't give up until he's done.
He is also very friendly and welcoming to anyone he meets and will also help whoever he can.
He will do his best to include you in any conversation when he senses you may feel left out of a group.
Once he gets to know you he is the most loyal person you will ever know, but he will also be honest with you and tell you his opinion when he disagrees. He will also provide help when you need it.
He won't want you to do a lot of effort for him or spend money on him.

Once you get to know him he will be the most loveable and amazing person and you won't ever wanna spend a day of your life without him.

"Oh, you've met Johannes? He is the best thing that's ever happened to me."

by anonyyyyyyyymous January 9, 2019

Johannes

He is the most perfect person you will ever meet. Johannes is a very handsome guy and he has this special look in his eyes. When he wants a girl he fights for her. Loads of girls have a crush on him or they are interested, but he only wants her. He is very smart and plays football. He also has really dirty thouhts, but he will care for you. He will always say the truth an he will never lie to you. Sometimes you can trust him more than your best friend. His smile make you melt, even though you hate it, you love it! He can be an ass too but most of the time he is perfect.

"Who is that?"
"Thats Johannes, he's mine!"

by emma180902 January 13, 2019

Johan Olesen

A person, typically of the male gender, who has perfectly even-sized symmetrical arms.

"Wow Johan Olesen, very symmetrical arms you've got there!" and "You have a very even-sized pair of arms my young boy, named Johan Olesen."

by GenderfluidAsexualSunLolly January 31, 2019

Johan

A name of Scandinavian origins, usually used for men. It is a shortened version of the biblical name Johannes, and most famously Johannes the baptist.

Usual conversations involving the name Johan includes: "Wow Johan you really have a couple of good ol' normal arms right there" and "High five Johan!" followed by "Nice, you're so good at high fiving"

by GenderfluidAsexualSunLolly February 4, 2019

johanni wife

When you are a beautiful lady but you get put with johanni

Ewww look it’s johanni wife

by PRETTYMUCHBEANZFAM February 17, 2019

Johanne

This is a kind of girl who has a random sense of humour, usually a lot of friends and is very flirtatious. She is the type who will snatch your boyfriend right up from under your nose and then act like she did nothing wrong. Johanne's are usually the type to be involved in dance or some other kind of sport related thing, and are usually considered to be quite pretty. Other girls can be quite bitter towards Johanne's however, because of their reputation as being a man eater and are sometimes unfaithful. They are goofy but somehow womanly at the same time.

Uhg, that girl my boyfriend is dating now is a textbook case of a Johanne.

by fruitmatser February 24, 2019

Johannes

A Fabian is an awkward, anti-social person that tends to keep to himself. But once you get to know Fabian he is a great guy. He's the type of person that is cool just to chill with. If he's your friend he will go out of his way to help you out. He is a very charming and will use his whit to talk to the opposite sex and to get free things out of people. He is also a very intelligent person, he is good with electrical things and can master any task you put in front of him. Although Fabian is a great intelligent person he tends to be very cheap and a very bad speller. If you have a Fabian in your group you should consider yourself lucky because they are hard to come by.

Dang Johannes is so cheap he always gets water to drink.

by Yalung March 17, 2019