Jonathan Foreman

The HOTTEST guy in the history of music

Jonathan Foreman: blonde hair, blue eyes, surfer, rocker!!

by I'm not saying July 8, 2006

Jonathan jerman

A faggot no one likes and everyone wants him to die

Jonathan jerman the faggot

by Hater of jerman March 16, 2020

The Jonathan Move

When one tries desperately to get with a girl for a year and fails miserably, he then goes for her little sister as a result.

Dude don't tell me you just did The Jonathan Move!

Who cares man, her little sister is nicer anyways.

You're disgusting,you know that?

by Alright,lets play naked. May 18, 2014

Goodluck Jonathan

A person who rules with passion and dignity but is insulted by many

That guy is such a Goodluck Jonathan

by anonymous November 1, 2020

Jonathan Medrano

The definition of Taco Bell, trying to be cultured but made by white people.

“is he hispanic or white?”
- “oh he’s jonathan medrano”

by thedailyminecrafter February 1, 2018

Jonathan Giddens

Lame like Zachary Smallwood.

Jonathan Giddens is lame.

by a kid who respects people October 30, 2018

Jonathan Nauck

A delicious adult beverage consisting of 1/2 vodka, 1/4 Chambord liqueur, and 1/4 grapefruit, served over ice. It is known for its unique flavor and smoothness. Symptoms may include a heightened sense of style and lowered sense of inhibitions.

1.Damn, dude. All those bitches were drinkin' Jonathan Naucks and gettin' crazy last night. One of them busted out a titty on the dance floor!

2. Janie had three Jonathan Nauck's last night and just started thrown' leg left and right!

by B.R. Ballers' Club September 20, 2011