Jordan

Typically a boy who has blue eyes and a massive penis. If you are dating a Jordan, you are lucky. He will love and care for you until the end of days. He is smooth and funny but knows when its time to get down to business.

Jordan almost broke me last night with his throbbing dick!

by idek808 October 2, 2017

chilly jordan

This is a relatively new move. However, the chilly jordan was instantly made into a classic act as soon as it was performed for the first time. what you do is, either you or the bitch, takes a diarrhea in a shot glass. you take the shot, motorboat her boobs, punch her in the vagina, and then hi fives all around!!!!

The bitch was annoying me earlier, so when i was finishing up my chilly jordan, i punched her extra hard... mike was there to give me an extra good hi five.

by gootch November 8, 2006

Jidan

Derogatory term for Jews within Romanian speaking areas of Eastern Europe.
Pronunced as the phonetic "Zhi:da:n" (long a and i)

Ce jidan imputit!
(What a filthy Jew!)

by LucaV March 11, 2008

jordan (male)

A Jordan (male) is a sexy beast who will beat anyone in a video game contest, he will fuck up anyone who says they are better

HOLY SHIT ITS JORDAN (MALE)

by The_Word_Wizard August 26, 2017

Jordan

Creative, artistic, and random. Generally known to avoid crowds, and is not the nicest person alive. This can be either a male, or female. But is best fit for a brunette female with hazel eyes and pale skin. She might be a writer, and tends to doodle on her assignments instead of pay attention. She loves music and can be very independent, because she doesn't like being social.

Named after the Jordan River.

Jordan creative artistic random independent name river

by Cass, J May 4, 2010

Jordan

Jordan is a friendly guy he is quite popular with the ladies and can be quite a rebel when with his friends. in actual fact he has a massive penis and attracts beautiful women and is attracted to large plastic draws.

hey jordan, theres a chest of draws over here

omg keep hold of them for me im comeing to get them!

by Haaah ;D October 15, 2009

jordan paglia

this definition is not to be confused with the other definitions for jordan and paglia on urban dictionary. jordan, meaning a very large penis and paglia, a cigarette.

a jordan paglia is generally in most cases a female. typically she would be a girl who is stunningly beautiful, hilariously funny, ridiculously intelligent, and the greatest friend anyone could ever ask for. this is a must for someone to be called a jordan paglia. other characteristics could be asian like eyes or the fact that they like to get it up the butt... hard.

"See that girl?"
"She's a dime, definitely a Jordan Paglia."

by tuck:) June 2, 2009