Johnny No Stars

One of the less intelligent human beings on our planet.
As in a McDonalds employee who has not got the mental skills to earn any of the stars the staff wear on their shirts.

'You thought SHE liked YOU? You Johnny No Stars!'

by Jason James September 25, 2003

johnny pump

Johnny pump is used throughout New York City's five boroughs as a nickname for a fire hydrant in the traditional style. Siamese and more modern pipe-style hydrants are not Johnny pumps.
This term was used commonly in The Bronx and Manhattan during the 1976 Bicentennial when they were painted red, white and blue - with stars and stripes.

Children and inner-city residents use this term more than adults or Manhattan residents not originally from the inner city.

Hey, Mikey, open up the Johnny pump so we can cool off! Your father got the crow bar?
Yo, VIto, who painted this Johnny pump with the freakin' homo flag on it? You?

by shrimpheads July 1, 2016

Johnny Appleseed

To gently place your slighty moist, newly shaven balls on the shoulder of an unsuspecting individual.

I snuck up behind my roommate and gave him the ol' Johnny Appleseed.

by Darko October 5, 2004

Johnny Cade

Johnny Cade was a character from the book 'The Outsiders' written by S. E. Hinton. Johnny is married to a fourteen-year-old girl, and since he's sixteen, it's legal. His wife, Frances ™️, is still upset by the death of her burnt hubbie. Frances ™️ and Johnny were held together by their love of chicken nuggets.

(Please publish it, I'll be sad if you don't. I want to surprise my friend as she's been upset lately, you can delete it after 24 hours.)

Johnny Cade is ™️

by spagonispagonispagonispagonisp January 15, 2019

Here's Johnny

1: Your Wang/ejaculation, named after Jack Nicholson's junk in the shining.
2: When introducing a friend called Johnny

1:
Jack: Linda i want to bone.
Linda: No i'm to tired.
Jack: All sleep and no play makes Jack have hairy palms.
Linda: zzzzzz (snore).
Jack: (whilst jerking himself to climax) Here's Johnny OOOOOOOOHHHHH YEAH.
Linda: What was that, aah i cant see.
Jack: zzzzzzzz (snore)

by Nick Manning Is The Man February 13, 2009

Johnny Cash

n. A severe beating

Sometimes the only way to set someone straight is to invoke the wisdom, spirit, and life experience of the world's most respected troubadour. When diplomacy fails, you might just have to give somebody a Johnny Cash to get your point across.

1. Ah, that loudmouth over at the end of the bar stepped outta line pretty bad with that comment about my sister. I think I'll go over there and give him a Johnny Cash real quick.

by Sargent Soul Spank August 3, 2010

Johnny Cash Ass

(Burning Ring of Fire) Do you really need an explanation? Runny diarrhea that burns as it exits. This often happens the morning after spicy food, or Chinese food (Chinese fireball). It really is self explanatory.

I have been sitting on a Johnny Cash Ass ever since I had that Spicy Thai food earlier.

by homerer May 11, 2009