Joe

A gay homophobic prostitute who lick 10 jizz puddles a day.
Joe: lick my nuts
Me: no
Joe: too late
by MeMeTheMutant September 26, 2015
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Joe

Big time guido. Usually found in the club trying to dance on chicks. Very puny and non-muscular. Has a tiny penis.
Friend 1 - His penis was so small.

Friend 2 - Was his name Joe?
Friend 1 - Obviously
by Guido Hater August 25, 2010
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Joe

Basically a giant slut with an extremely small penis. A giant wank.
by Joe'sASlut January 25, 2015
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Joe

Hateful person, often very annoying.
Short, and ugly, similar to a chipmunk.
Small penis
1: You suck!
2. Don't be a Joe
by Miao1234 November 25, 2014
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Joe

A guy who walks like a chicken. Basically anybody that walks like a chicken
Person ONE: "look at that guy walking like a chicken!"
Person TWO: "yeah, he is definitely a JOE"
by xxSMILE:Dxx December 26, 2010
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Joe

A bald white guy at the foundry
Has anybody seen Joe, where's Joe
by yungbasedmarco September 14, 2014
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Joe

Lover of land rover and chatter of shit and know it all
by Mattybhoy November 10, 2014
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