Jewish barber

It is the opposite from Turkish barber and is when a jewish man becomes a barber. It is also used to insult someone you dislike"

James "I hate you"
Craig "why"
James "because youre a fucking Jewish barber"

Jewish barber by Craig Gunderson July 15, 2010

Jewish Pizza 

When your crazy uncle cones over for the holidays and tells the whole family he hasn't taken a shit in 3 days because he ran out of gas behind a walmart surviving off only heroin pickled sausage and string cheese then takes a dump in your bathroom sink

My uncle brought me a Jewish pizza for Christmas...

Jewish Pizza by AronBeachSide May 15, 2015

jewish jockstrap 

When the nazi forces the Jews to take off their cloths to take a shower.

Did you hear about Fred at the holacost reenactment ? They made him go the full nine yards Jewish jockstrap and all.

jewish jockstrap by Stop being a nazi October 28, 2015

Jewish Vengeance Pizza 

A pizza pie topped with the skin removed from the penis during circumcision, know as the 'foreskin'. The Jewish Vengeance Pizza was created during a mass bris in Jerusalem in April of 2003.

Operator: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut, may I take your order?
Customer: I'll have a large Jewish Vengeance Pizza for pickup. I also have a coupon.
Operator: Shalom!!

Jewish Vengeance Pizza by BetterthanJew December 3, 2007

Jewish shower 

A shower you take only once

Schlomo; 'Dude i went to the campsite and tried to take a shower but there was no water.'
David: 'Damn sounds like a jewish shower.'

Jewish shower by Highaf2007 September 1, 2018

jewish thumb 

jewish thumb is when a penny sticks to a thumb because it is attracted to the jew inside. So stingy, that they try to even cheat pennies!

Damn, See that? Ursula has a Jewish thumb!

jewish thumb by super jew thumb March 19, 2011

jewish cowboy

a jew, who is also a cowboy, often kills horses to make candles for Hanukkah, will often melt their siblings skin for wax. Loves to dress like the cowboy he is screaming "Yee-haw! Im a greedy bastard, ya scurvy cur!"

kid #1:: YEE-HAW! Im a greedy bastard, ya scurvy cur!

Kid #2 (To kid #3):: Thats guy is totally a jewish cowboy.

Kid #3:: isnt he part pirate too? I mean, he said "scurvy cur".

Kid #2:: Nope, thats what jewish cowboys do.

jewish cowboy by MgamerNix August 17, 2008