uncle jesse

super sweet, almost to the point of being freakin' sweet; NOT Danny Tanner or Joey Gladstone

Yo dude did you see X-Men 2 last night?
Yeah that movie was totally Uncle Jesse

by Seany Mac May 04, 2003

Jesse Underhill

The most sexiest man I have ever seen in my life. His body is perfect his eyes are perfect his hair is perfect just everything is perfect. He started in musical.ly and has about 1.5 million followers.

Person 1: Whoa do you see that hot guy over there

Person 2: Yeah that's Jesse Underhill

by Jesse Underhill fan June 07, 2018

jesse parker

the most sexiest,beautiful,intelegent and most hottest person ever! they are the best and you should date them because they are sexy ;)

girl: OMG IS THAT JESSE PARKER!!!???!?!??
girl2: OMG SHES SOOOOOOOOOOO HOTTTTTT, I WANNA DATE HER

by StraightNotFound_ June 06, 2022

jesse robinson

Jesse Robinson is a guy who gets all the ladies and is an actual stud at every sport he plays

Isn’t the most popular kid in school Jake?
No, it’s Jesse Robinson

by Daddy Jose October 18, 2019

pulling a jesse

Going excessively overboard about a topic that no one seemingly cares about.

Look. Samsung is Pulling a Jesse again.

by hallsfierce September 16, 2014

Jess Cheong

A girl with massive fucking balls , dwarfing grapefruits in their sheer size and girth. Watermelons, even.
Bonus points for her massive shlong that leaves a trail of debris behind her as she walks.

"Jess Cheong is going to rail me with her horsecock tonight"

by sheeshbutt April 02, 2021

jesse strutt

A homie that simps for a girl in a different province but is kinda funny. If you need therapy he will listen but give zero advice because he has none. If you are are ugly he will say your ugly no cap.

Jesse Strutt are you kidding me your fucking talking to Mairin on boys night???

by Steve Wittek November 14, 2020