jessica alba

HOTNESS masked in a human body

X: I suppose Jessica Alba is alright lookin'.

Y: (shoots X)

by Canard April 29, 2006

jessica simpson

a gorgeous woman with very nice boobs.she has a very hot body and very sexy legs.

jessica simpson is what most woman should look like

by carl911 April 19, 2006

jessica zhang

1. A facial urine excretion
2. Golden shower.

"Omg! That girl is recieving a jessica zhang!!"

by asdfgqwert December 10, 2008

Jessica

A stupid fat bitch who neglects her kids

Oh look Jessica being a dumb fat bitch like always

by Excusemewtf July 9, 2019

Jessica Ann Nichole Hilton

the most amazing girl in the world! I'm so lucky to have her in my life, she makes me so happy. I can't stand when she's not happy because she's to beautiful to be frowning. I would do anything for her on any day.

Guy 1: whoevers dating Jessica Ann Nichole Hilton is the luckiest guy in the world!
Guy 2: I know!

by awesome tall guy August 23, 2011

Evil Jessica

a pair of jessica's that want to torture fucking sluts that cant think of anything interesting to do with theit own hair so they still other ppl ideas

-fucking ashley stole my hair style.. so i will steal her soul!

by Jessica Number 2 November 14, 2004

jessica alba

If you are male and you don't know who she is you are officially gay.

One who is attracted to cute women must have a vague idea who jessica alba is.

by Chickenwing21 October 11, 2006