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Jamaican Mudslide

Outlawed in so e jurisdictions, a Jamaican Mudslide occurs when a male is engaging in doggy style intercourse with a partner. The male makes sounds as if he's going to blow a load, but instead turns around and sneakily defecates on the partners back, mimicking the feeling of a warm load. The partner usually notices what has happened only when it is too late, and feces is already sliding down your back (hence: mudslide). Usually, the increased weight of the feces or smell of the room alerts the partner to second guess what is on their back. The discovery is generally unfortunate.
Sarah: What happened to that guy you met on Tinder?

Judy: We were having sex and he said he was going to bust on my back and I said ok. I then heard weird sounds and felt a very heavy, warm spot on my back. I stood up quickly, and his poop slid down my back. I was very embarrassed.

Sarah: Tinder is nuts. You got a Jamaican Mudslide.

Fefecate shit mudslide
by Great Seany May 3, 2018
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Jamaria

Jamaria is a nice , soft hearted young lady . She loves jamarius btw
YOO JAMARIUS U SEE THAT TALL GORRILAA

him-is that jamaria??
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Jamaican Men

The most romantic, well spoken, faithful people in the world. They take romance to another level. The best in bed! Will love you no matter if you put on a few extra pounds. The complete package. Sweet talker and badman
When you think about a man who has the complete package, your thinking of Jamaican men.
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jamaica discipline

Pirate Crews enjoyed a few days of Jamaica Discipline after a good haul...
by MJ May 13, 2005
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jamaican janelle

a launch of projectile vomit from the backseat onto the driver and passenger followed by continuous, violent vomiting on the side of the road. Then, asking for a chili cheese dog and some ribs (noun).

to launch of projectile vomit from the backseat onto the driver and passenger followed by continuous, violent vomiting on the side of the road. Then, asking for a chili cheese dog and some ribs (verb).
LaShonda, dont drink so much before we go to the bar, because the last thing I need is a jamaican janelle.

Requeefa, are you gonna pull a jamaican janelle tonight? After all, you haven't drank for months and now you are doing all these shots.
by Ninety-two Accord September 8, 2006
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jamaican nose-job

Where you skeet in a girls nose and then she snorts it then she spits it on a guys dick and gives him a blow job.
after i gave marilyn a jamaican nose-job she got conjessted with skeet.
by Triston Pruitt January 16, 2009
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The Jamaican Shoebox

The act of cumming on to a partners shoes and shoving the cumstained shoes into any orifice.
I bought shoes the other night just to give her the Jamaican Shoebox
by succmedry July 21, 2016
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