An incurable disease obtained by coming in close contact with any man named Jesus. Originating in Mexico, the illness has spread to North America, Europe, Asia, Africa and Antarctica. It has been known to cause:
Burning, irratation, inflamation, redness, restlessness, uncontrolable movements, loss of appetite, stomach pain or bloating, gas, indigestion, weight gain or loss, dry mouth, excessive saliva in the mouth, tongue pain, change in the ability to taste food, swollen lips, acne, hair loss, unusual discomfort in cold temperatures, constipation, depression, joint or muscle pain, brittle fingernails or hair, tiredness, shaking, muscle weakness, stiffness, twitching, tightness, loss of coordination, diarrhea, vomiting, excessive thirst, frequent urination, giddiness, ringing in the ears, jerky movements, blackouts, seizures, slurred speech, irregular or pounding heartbeat, chest tightness, confusion, hallucinations, crossed eyes, discolored fingers and toes, headache, pounding noises inside the head, changes in vision, paleness, itching, rash, swelling of the eyes, face, lips, tongue, throat, hands, feet, ankles or lower legs, increased thoughts of cannibalism, retraction of testicles, increased rate of hair growth, excretion of live caterpillars of butterflies and sudden urge to play the accordion.
If you have any or all of these symptoms you should alert your doctor immediately.
Burning, irratation, inflamation, redness, restlessness, uncontrolable movements, loss of appetite, stomach pain or bloating, gas, indigestion, weight gain or loss, dry mouth, excessive saliva in the mouth, tongue pain, change in the ability to taste food, swollen lips, acne, hair loss, unusual discomfort in cold temperatures, constipation, depression, joint or muscle pain, brittle fingernails or hair, tiredness, shaking, muscle weakness, stiffness, twitching, tightness, loss of coordination, diarrhea, vomiting, excessive thirst, frequent urination, giddiness, ringing in the ears, jerky movements, blackouts, seizures, slurred speech, irregular or pounding heartbeat, chest tightness, confusion, hallucinations, crossed eyes, discolored fingers and toes, headache, pounding noises inside the head, changes in vision, paleness, itching, rash, swelling of the eyes, face, lips, tongue, throat, hands, feet, ankles or lower legs, increased thoughts of cannibalism, retraction of testicles, increased rate of hair growth, excretion of live caterpillars of butterflies and sudden urge to play the accordion.
If you have any or all of these symptoms you should alert your doctor immediately.
While Jenny was in Mexico, she slept with a male prostitute named Jesus and died two months later from the Jesesus (ja-zee-ziss) disease.
by plysaxaphone November 25, 2007
Get the Jesesus (ja-zee-ziss)mug. A recently discovered fighting style that originated in the forests of north Indonesia. Native tribes would practice and master this graceful art, to fend off colonists from their villages. The style is similar to the fighting style and movements of Kung Fu.
Do not mess with Chuck Norris, he is a black-belt in De Ja Vu.
by Small-Fry April 6, 2008
Get the De Ja Vumug. by balls2thawall March 19, 2005
Get the ja fomug. jibbi ja jooni le boobi is a phrase used by me, you usually say it not capitalized. You say 'jibbi ja jooni le boobi' when you have nothing else to say. its also a meme. just not a common one.
by TheManWhoUsesUrbanDictionary November 9, 2021
Get the jibbi ja jooni le boobimug. I hate Ja Rule(how you hate someone you don't know?); Ja Rule's music sucks and is mad fake(you wasn't sayin' that shit when he had ya heads bouncin' a few years ago wit' them hot hits he was makin').
by Nunyabiznessmuthafucka January 23, 2004
Get the one@Ja Rule Hatermug. "make me feel so good," from Dutch and other Germanic languages. Antonymn, "that makes me feel so nein," = "that makes me cranky."
by fendra February 28, 2005
Get the make me feel so jamug. verb
1. Deceitful act in which someone pretends to be white when they are actually black, possibly due to insecurities.
1. Deceitful act in which someone pretends to be white when they are actually black, possibly due to insecurities.
She was jaeding us the whole time! Who would have thought?
by WTBW November 9, 2013
Get the Jaedingmug.