iPhones are good
by Lois Griffs :3 December 5, 2023
Get the iPhonemug. Apple finally put 120hz on the non pro iPhone and made a new iPhone air which is gonna be the iPhone 6 bendgate all over again. And they offered a 2tb option for the 17 pro max. And they finally stopped offering 128gb for the iPhone pro.
Before iPhone 17 released:
Guy 1: Bro... when is this iOS 26 beta update gonna finish!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Yeah bro it's gonna finish when the iPhone 17 releases lmfao get it because like you kn-
Guy 1: Get out of my house.
After iPhone 17 release:
Guy 1: Yo I got the new iPhone 17!
Guy 2: WTF HOW DID YOU GET THAT ISNT THAT LIKE SO EXPENSIVE??
Guy 1: I got money for it and bought it on the street as there’s no Apple Store in our town, I got lucky for it to not be a scam, wanna unbox it at my house?
Guy 2: Don't your parents like prohibit you from spending so much?
Guy 1: Nah bro its fine, I sold my parents anyways and let me have the house so like-
Guy 2: WTF?
Guy 1: Bro... when is this iOS 26 beta update gonna finish!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Yeah bro it's gonna finish when the iPhone 17 releases lmfao get it because like you kn-
Guy 1: Get out of my house.
After iPhone 17 release:
Guy 1: Yo I got the new iPhone 17!
Guy 2: WTF HOW DID YOU GET THAT ISNT THAT LIKE SO EXPENSIVE??
Guy 1: I got money for it and bought it on the street as there’s no Apple Store in our town, I got lucky for it to not be a scam, wanna unbox it at my house?
Guy 2: Don't your parents like prohibit you from spending so much?
Guy 1: Nah bro its fine, I sold my parents anyways and let me have the house so like-
Guy 2: WTF?
by Rolls-Royce=Apple, GE=Samsung September 10, 2025
Get the iPhone 17mug. 
Person 1:I just Got the new iphone 15 pro max
Person 2:Bro spent 1200$ for a brick that easily breaks
Person 2:Bro spent 1200$ for a brick that easily breaks
by studderblox January 20, 2024
Get the Iphone 15 pro maxmug. 1. A brand of phone made by the Apple company, using the iOS software
2. Those things that cause all the trouble
2. Those things that cause all the trouble
1. Guy1: "Hey dude, have you gotten the new iPhone recently?"
Guy2: "No man, those things suck"
Guy1: "Never talk to me again you old Cinnabon glazed with moldy cottage cheese"
2. Grandma: "Its those pesky iPhones again, isn't it? They always ruin everything."
Guy2: "No man, those things suck"
Guy1: "Never talk to me again you old Cinnabon glazed with moldy cottage cheese"
2. Grandma: "Its those pesky iPhones again, isn't it? They always ruin everything."
by AppleSaucce45 March 18, 2022
Get the iPhonemug. Coined initially by Rebecca Felgate on the YouTube channel “Life’s Biggest Questions” in reference to the oddly missing entry in Apple’s smartphone portfolio: The iPhone 9. According to the video, the iPhone is a beauty beyond our comprehension of how phones look in this day in age, being essentially everything and nothing all at once.
by Winders 11 April 20, 2018
Get the iPhone Shinemug. by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing August 6, 2025
Get the Apple iPhonemug.