Closet Asshole

when a person is nice to you to get what they want and then once they get it or find out they cant have it they are a closet asshole

man that guy was nice but since you didnt give it up to him and hes acting like a closet asshole.

by aricker June 11, 2008

closet faggot

an extremely manly guy, who denies that he's gay - even though everyone already believe that he is.

signs include:

penn state fan

1.Jerry Sandusky closet faggot- penn state scandal

by penn state hater December 3, 2011

closet fag

one who is a fag but does not let others know

andy cooley is a closet fag

by mr peepers August 29, 2006

Closet slut

you think shes a really good girl maybe even a virgin, she sometimes wears low cut tops but shes usually covered but once you get her into bed after a couple times, your fucked literally and figuratively

I happen to be a closet slut

by lifexnretrospect April 26, 2009

Closet Dj

No Curlystyle, a closet Dj is a person who is just making their own music using music-making programs in the comfort of their own home.

You don't have to be famous Dj in order to be a ''real'' Dj, you just have to either make your own, or remix other trax.

Sick Boy: Did ye hear Dj V4ND4L'S new track?! It's fukkin' superb!

Renton: Ah yeh, I have indeed!

Sick Boy: Do ye think she'll get signed?

Renton: I hope so, but she's a closet Dj, well for now atleast.

by V4ND4L June 9, 2009

Bitch in the Closet

Like when a gay person is in the closet, a bitch in the closet is someone who is a complete bitch and doesn't want to admit it. Even though her mom even tells her.

Christina: I am not a bitch

Mom: christina your a bitch, your just a "Bitch in the Closet", and go to the YMCA your fat.

Christina: Bo?

by La Quanda February 7, 2009

closet doper

a friend who is known to dip off and do shady drugs without ur knowledge.

Yaz is a big closet doper, he does perk 30's on the down low.

by TheWickedest September 30, 2008