Spoke Check

The act of checking an asshole for spokes. If there no spokes the ass is probably blown out. Spokes are the creases in your asshole

I always spoke check the bitch to see if it is worth going back door.

by bk lounging April 6, 2009

Fat-checking

A derivative of "fact-checking" when applied to the large inventory of fiction spouted by a fat-headed political candidate.

Origin: Hillary Clinton, second Presidential Debate, October 9th, 2016

"Of course my opponent can't say whatever he likes, but please know we will be fat-checking, uh, fact-checking his assertions."

by coining buttress October 10, 2016

V-check

The Girl Version of Nut check. the V stands for vagina (of course)

i just v-checked that ho.

by Jay March 13, 2005

swamp check

The act of checking ones ass crack and general crotch area for sweat or other moisture by visiting the bathroom and swiping the area with toilet paper, paper towel, tissue, or other form of absorbing material. See swamp ass

After an evening of dancing at the club on a hot summer night Darrell heads to the bathroom for a swamp check.
(in the unlikely event that he takes home a woman and gets lucky) He hopes to avoid any embarassment that could arise due to the swamp ass and funk that has accumulated in his crack and crotch.

by m chen May 15, 2008

check the oil

to stick ones thumbn in another persons ass hwhile they aren't expecting it. this is commonly known as checking the oil!
once on has checked the oil it is prpoper to charge them fo rthe service with the credit card.

hey man why did you just stick your thumb up my pooper?
"yeah your oil is a little low "

by the guy rules April 21, 2005

nut checked

when u get kneed, kicked, punched, wacked, etc... in the nutts

jason got nut checked by tessa 4 being gay by liking slumpers slumper

by ben dover October 3, 2004

poo check

The act of a girl checking whatever has just been pulled out of her ass (dildo, cock, fingers, etc) for any poo residue before she places said object into her mouth. Frequently combined with an ATM or A2M.

Dude, it was so cool last night! I pulled my cock from Jill's ass and she didn't even perform a poo check before puting it in her mouth and blowing me!

by Bangboy March 14, 2007