Illitimagitimate

Someone who is legitimately illegitimate.

Your parents divorced, and gave birth to you just so you would be an illitimagitimate bastard of a child.

by tkolek11 November 6, 2008

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Illinois Maled

When one is either suddenly ignored, and/or when one person signs off without a proper farewell.

Guy: So what do you do for fun?
Girl: I like to play watch movies, listen to music, and hang out with friends, you?
-Guy has signed off-
Girl to random friend: He totally just Illinois Maled me!

by turrica June 13, 2010

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illimar

a french accented dog who kicks to all high heaven after a good poop session and loves to lay in doorways and

meeee illimar? ah poopie so good! (kicks kicks)

by sholby April 21, 2011

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illith

A synonym for bimbo, however, this term can be applied to men.

Person A: Hey young friovlous man!
Person B: Hi! Call me, illith!
Person A: Hello illith!

by Astroleaf December 1, 2019

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A small-ass school that no one really cares about. People who go there are rich or in crippling debt. All the guys are either ugly or douchebags and all the girls are either ugly or frat rats. All of the student-athletes think they're the shit even though the school is D3. A wide range of intelligence is at Illinois Wesleyan: smart and poor people or rich and stupid people. Greek life is huge at Wesleyan. The sororities don't explicitly have beef with each other but every frat thinks they're top house (besides acacia who are we kidding). The most common phrase of frat boys at Wesleyan is "fuck (insert another frat here)". None of them have great reputations. People who aren't in Greek life or student-athletes are basically like adults who have gone back to college: focused on school work and think all other college students are fucking degenerates. If you go to Illinois Wesleyan you will complain about it 24/7 until you are forced to go home with your family and then you will remember that no adults/police on-campus give a fuck about what you do and you will miss it.

John: Hey I heard you go to some bullshit school called Illinois Wesleyan, what the fuck is that?

Sheila: Yeah you probably haven't heard about, but you can open carry alcohol, unlike at ISU where if you say vodka above whisper volume you'll get arrested.

John: Sweet let's party then

Sheila: okay looks like we're going to tke

Illinois Wesleyan University: the rich kid's shithole

by 🅱️oneless May 6, 2020

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