iPhone ass

When you're sitting on the toilet too long playing on your phone and your shitty ass dries to an unwipable crust.

What's that smell?

Sorry I got a bad case of iPhone ass after lunch.

by Deep sphincter May 8, 2018

iPhone

A smart phone created by Apple Inc. released in 2007 that has been updated for 15 years.

Wow, from the original iPhone to the iPhone 13 pro max, there has been a huge difference!

by No source definitions April 23, 2022

Iphone Monday

The day when we all woke up late 1 hour because all the Iphone's alarm didn't change after daylight savings time.

Guy 1"dude where were you on monday you missed all 1st period."
Guy 2"Didn't you hear it was Iphone monday so i woke up an hour late."

by WellImCh7 November 10, 2010

iphone

a little device that is used by most spolied bratty kids to store porn and watch tiktok.
it has other powers, such as replacing a desktop computer, and stuff like that.

also used to play garbage moblie games.

jim: hey, bob got a new iphone.
jimmy: what does use it for?
jim: to play weird mobile games.

by tiktok_sucks!!! September 20, 2022

iPhone Shine

Coined initially by Rebecca Felgate on the YouTube channel “Life’s Biggest Questions” in reference to the oddly missing entry in Apple’s smartphone portfolio: The iPhone 9. According to the video, the iPhone is a beauty beyond our comprehension of how phones look in this day in age, being essentially everything and nothing all at once.

I think Rebecca was right: We just aren’t ready for the beautiful iPhone Shine yet as a society.

by Winders 11 April 20, 2018

iPhone rich

When sad people feel poor so they mistakenly buy an iPhone to look rich.

"Bret was embarrassed about being poor so he bought an iPhone because he heard they make you look rich. He's feeling rich now that he's iPhone rich."

by Vicky Vegas May 16, 2020

iPhone 11 Pro Max

A great phone, good cameras and good cpu. Not a ripoff like some people claim. People just want a good phone to use with a reliable camera. Nobody is forcing you to buy it. So don’t… If you don’t want it. It’s like saying a Bugatti is a rip off, just because it’s more expensive than an old used Honda. It’s personal choice.

1: I got an IPhone 11 Pro Max
2: ok

by Eiffeltowerfan1234 June 23, 2022