Ill-fishing

Telling people you are iller than you actually are for attention. Also applies to image posts on social media.

He's can't be that ill, I saw him running around town. He's totally ill-fishing for attention.

by Pikuntchu April 20, 2021

ill bang you with my blicky

the word the big scary scrawny man who is out to get you and his name is joey dun dun duuuuun so he will try to bang you wit his blicky raaaaaah uhhh ooooh owi yeeees

come on 1v1 in a basket ball game cause ill bang you with my blicky

by jujun on tnhat5b by April 13, 2021

ILL

Irritated, angry. I have heard this all my life, coming from the mountains of northwestern NC.

Mama could not get to her tanning-bed appointment because of the stand-off. She was right ill about that.

by Surf Side July 1, 2019

Ill Blaze

Ill blaze, is when you make love to a dirty homeless man in Boise, idaho and your penis becomes sick and it burns to urinate.

bruh, i smashed this HoboHomo lastnight, and now i got the Ill Blaze.

by Nokturnal Danger December 12, 2021

non-psychiatric illness

An illness where the doctors could find a tangible cause through modern methods of divination (such as blood tests and x-rays) and therefore feel confident that potions, cutting, and the application of poisons with powerful paradoxical mojo will surely work and not be wasted. Such illnesses are called "structural", the opposite of which is "functional." When divination methods fail or produce ambiguous results, the patient is said to have a functional or psychiatric illness and is given specific time periods to bitch and moan about imaginary problems. This is not considered respectable because it fails to promote the position and power of the medical profession.

-You know how that weirdo Craig acts like such a psycho, crying all the time, yelling, making no sense, frothing at the mouth and all kinds of other scary shit?
-Oh yeah, I told the dude straight up that he needs professional help.
-OMG, dude! Turns out they did an x-ray on his head. It's all kinds of messed up in there. Turns out Craig has a non-psychiatric illness.
-No way! That is so weird. Well, anyone who acts like that needs professional help anyway, IMHO.

by KeepItSweet November 17, 2022

ill change i promise

a promise made by someone when their partner is dumping him.
usually never works.

*kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!

chad proceeded to not change

by kieralovedanny February 18, 2025

ill-conceived

An expression used by urban rap artists to describe ex-girlfriends & silly girls.

Ur soo ill-conceived u silly girll!

by RaisingD September 22, 2010