ill fated blowjob

An event where head is given and it doesn’t not result in what was desired : an orgasm. Usually caused by an inexperienced nymphet who already had sausage for breakfast.

“We’re between second and third base.”
“How?”
“Ill fated blowjob.”

by Ratawang3d Nymph3tt3 November 21, 2017

Political Illness

Mental illness characterized by making everything political for seemingly no apparent reason.

Bill was a good guy until he developed political illness. Now he just comments, "Let's go Brandon" and "My body, my choice!" on every random facebook post he sees.

by CornBrehd June 15, 2024

ill-conceived

An expression used by urban rap artists to describe ex-girlfriends & silly girls.

Ur soo ill-conceived u silly girll!

by RaisingD September 21, 2010

ill change i promise

a promise made by someone when their partner is dumping him.
usually never works.

*kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!

chad proceeded to not change

by Dannyisazombie February 18, 2025

House of ill compute

a church or temple.

(parody of the term house of ill repute)

ah! The christian's must be heading to the house of ill compute.

by Qrez October 13, 2017

ill-ish

Slang word for money.

I stole a case full of ill ish.

by Lane gadinas February 04, 2003

Ill play gmod later maybe

When your friends say they will play later but truly they wont and just want to make fun of you and dont want to play gmod with you

yeah ill play gmod later maybe bud.

by BIG Richard the great May 01, 2020